2006-08-23 09:15:52 · 6 answers · asked by somber_pieces 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
uhmm not all questons are overly serious.
lol
2006-08-23 09:22:49 · update #1
I can't say I'd rather do either. I do these things instead:
Abuse the wicked stick
Adjust the antenna
Apply the hand brake
Arm-wrestle with my one-eyed vessel
Attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Audition your hand puppet
Bash the candle
Baste the ham
Beat the bologna
Be my own best friend
Bleed the weed
Bludgeon the beefsteak
Box the Jesuit
Brush up on my typing skills
Buff the banana
Build up my upper-body strength
Burp the worm
Butter the corn
Call down for more mayo
Caulk the cracks in the bathroom tile
Charm the snake
Check for testicular cancer
Clamp the pipe
Clean my rifle
Comb the hair on my bald pig Sally
Commune with nature
Consult with my silent partner
Corral my tadpole
Crank the love pump
Cuddle the kielbasa
Cuff the carrot
Dance with the one-eyed sailor
Date Miss Michigan
Date Mrs Palmer and her five daughters
Debug the hard drive
Defrost the fridge
Discover my own potential
Distribute free literature
Do handiwork
Do the five knuckle shuffle
Drain the monster
Eat grapes with the one-armed man
Engage in safe sex
Exercise my right
Feel my way around
Fiddle the flesh flute
Fire the pound gun
Fist my mister
Fling my phallus
Flog the dolphin
Fondle my flagpole
Frost the pastries
Fry up the corndog
Gallop the old lizard
Garden with the golden trowel
Get a date with Slick Mittens
Get the German soldier marching
Get to know yourself
Get my pole varnished
Give it a tug
Give my low five
Give the half-blind dog a run for his money
Go a couple of rounds with ol' Josh
Go blind
Go Hans Solo on Darth Vader's head
Grease the pipe
Have sex with someone I really love
Help put Mr Kleenex's kids through college
Hitchhike to heaven
Hoist my own petard
Hold the sausage hostage
Hone the cone
Honk my horn
Hose down the driveway
Hug the hog
Hump your hose
Invest in pork bellies
Invoking the Oscar Meyer love spell
Liquidate my inventory
Look for clues with Fred and Daphne
Make instant pudding
Make the bald man puke
Make a cash withdrawal
Make chowder with sailor Ned
Make the world safe for democracy
Milk the lizard
Null the void
Open the flood gates
Operate the yogurt slinger
Pack my palm
Paddle the pickle
Paint the ceiling
Peel the banana
Perform a one gun salute
Perform a secret handshake
Play a little five-on-one
Play a one-stringed guitar
Play pocket pool
Play tag with the pink torpedo
Play the one-stringed melody
Play the skin flute
Play tug-o-war with Cyclops
Polish the rocket
Pound my flounder
Practice wrist aerobics
Prime the pump
Pull rank
Pull my own leg
Pump the python
Put my best foot forward
Ram the ham
Relish my hot dog
Ride the five-legged pony
Roll my own
Rub the pink eraser
Sacrifice sperm to the god of lonely nights
Sail the mayonnaise seas
Saluting the general
Sample the secret sauce
Sand wood
Scour the tower of power
Scratch the itch
Screw my courage to the sticking place
Shake hands with Dr Winky
Shellac the shillelagh
Shift gears
Shoot for the moon
Shoot myself in the foot
Shuck my corn
Size things up
Slam the ham
Slap the clown
Smite the pink knight
Spank the salami
Spend my Christmas bonus
Squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube
Stew in my own juices
Stir the batter
Stretch the truth
Stroke my Twinkie
Take matters into your own hands
Take part in population control
Take the fifth
Take the monster for a one-armed ride
Take a few practice shots
Take a load off
Talk quietly to myself
Tame the shrew
Taunt the one-eyed weasel
Teaching the Cyclops the lambada
Tease the weenie
Tenderize the tube steak
Tend to my own affairs
Test my batteries
Thrash my thing
Thump the pump
Tickle the ivory
Tug the slug
Unleash the alabaster yak
Unload my gun
Unpack the moving van
Varnish the banister
Walk the plank
Wax the Buick
Whip the dummy
Whip up some sour cream
Whitewash with Huck and Tom
Whittle the stick
Wiggle my walrus
Wonk my conker
Work things out
Work late at the office
Work with the one-eyed wonder weasel
Wring out my rope
Yank the crank
But NO... I would never choke a chicken or spank a monkey! Those things are vulgar!
2006-08-23 09:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by Doctor Why 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't ask me... I never could remember if I was supposed to shoot a polar bar and rape an eskimo... or if it was the other way around.
2006-08-23 16:17:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Real men don't reveal anything like that to anyone-it's a nunya.
2006-08-23 16:25:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a sailor named Perkins...who was always shurking..his gerkins.
2006-08-23 16:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spank a monky
hells yeah
2006-08-23 16:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by Paul L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea... ok...
2006-08-23 16:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋