2006-08-23 08:13:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I work for Unemployment in North Carolina. Everytime I think I've met the dumbest person in the world, someone else walks through the door. For example, today alone I've seen 3 people who quit their jobs because they weren't making enough money (Well how much are you making now that you're unemployed, Genius?). Then I got a guy who told me that his employer fired him because of a, "disagreement over company policy". After a bit of research, we find out that the policy happened to be the company's drug policy. (See, they didn't think he should be smoking a joint while driving the forklift). Then, I get a woman with a ninth grade education and no work experience who doesn't understand why I won't give her a referral to be a Surgical Assistant because she wants a job paying over $50K/yr. (yeah, like this a person I want in the room when I go under the knife).
Wait a few minutes...I'll get you more.
2006-08-23 08:25:08 · answer #1 · answered by rahkokwee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I knew a woman who wasn't allowed to leave the house (as per her husband) and so she didn't and she even would ride in the backseat when he drove her to the store. She was the dumbest (or one of the dumbest) person I've ever met.
2006-08-23 15:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by Mama R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well back a few years ago I was visiting my brother who was building a chimney and he was ready to cur the roof out where the brick went through it. He had the saw but no extension cord so he told the laborer to bring him the extension cord. The laborer stuck his head out the window and ask my brother which end of the extension cord he wanted. I have never laughed so hard in my entire life.
2006-08-23 21:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by windyy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cousin.
I moved to Colorado years ago (thank god), and hadn't seen her in about 3 years. Well, when I saw her for the first time, she was in her room looking at a mirror talking about how cute she is. Yeah...seriously. She is a 13 year old cheerleader who thinks she is the sex. Ewwww! I would rather eat dirt for a day than be as vain and conceited as she is.
~ Elle
2006-08-23 15:17:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Elle ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to work in the ER and have I got some stories but I can't tell any of them! Sorry most of them sound like the guy from unemployment. OK one I did not know if I was on the hood of a car going 40mph and it turned I wouldn't and I did not know I don't bounce on asphalt!
2006-08-23 15:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Isn't it nice how many blissful people there are in this world? I can't pick just one the list is virtually endless!
2006-08-23 15:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by smoke2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my aunt decided to take up the habit of smoking AT AGE 50!
she smokes a pack/day now.
2006-08-23 15:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my brother is dumb. He marries everyone that he gets pregnant and then divides his income between all of them in alimony....6 so far.
2006-08-23 15:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by toe poe gee gee oh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My ex-husband. He terminated his rights to our two children so he wouldn't have to pay less than $300/month!
2006-08-23 15:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by mluikart 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My aunt. She's a slut and sleeps around with anyone. and no matter how much i tell it's dangerous she doesn't listen and keeps going on.
2006-08-23 15:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by jEfFeRsOnAiRpLaNe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋