There are tons for me, but one of my favourites has to be from the episode where Samantha "lost" her orgasm. Charlotte phones her to inquire about flowers for Mirandas' mothers' funeral, and Samantha says "Why are you phoning me, i am masturbating, i told you i would be doing this ALL day!" Hilarious :-)
2006-08-23 07:48:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
A couple from Samantha:
"I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people."
"Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed."
And from Charlotte:
"You pull me off my unicorn, you tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your schooner deep inside my Rebecca."
2006-08-23 10:09:08 · answer #1 · answered by Erin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" Honey they don't call it a job for nothing!"
Samantha says it to this man she is seeing that demands blow jobs all the time and has in her words not mine has "funky tasting spunk!". She gives this big speech about giving them.
2006-08-23 10:22:34 · answer #2 · answered by TB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is when Samantha is complaining her new boyfriend has a small **** and she's telling all the girls, then when they go to couple counselling she says, 'you know what it's just that your penis is too small', he replies....'ever thought it might be your vagina is too wide'.......funny as hell.
2006-08-23 07:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by cowgirl80 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel." -Samantha
2006-08-23 10:45:54 · answer #4 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Samantha "Dirty Martini dirty b astard" lol
2006-08-23 07:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by Showaddywaddy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Who we are in bed are who we are in life."-Samantha
2006-08-23 12:56:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
carrie to big - you take a nappa you dont go to nappa
also, carrie: your girls lovely hubble
big: i dont get it
carrie:and you never did
lovely!
2006-08-23 10:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by jellybean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you ain't prepared to eat *****, you ain't a dyke
2006-08-23 08:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by David R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was some swear words
2006-08-23 20:37:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋