tell me in pounds
2006-08-23 07:43:11 · 7 answers · asked by catdog 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Which is either between two and eleven pounds, or 700 pounds, depending on who you ask.
2006-08-23 07:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by Qwertius 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Hence - Based upon the fact that there is no evidence given that a woodchuck could chuck wood, he/she evidently could chuck no wood. (Operative word being "if")
Thus - Your answer is zero pounds of wood.
2006-08-23 14:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by kaylora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step 1: Become a woodchuck.
Step 2: Chuck wood.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit.
2006-08-23 16:34:47 · answer #3 · answered by fax_monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitly 7 pounds.
2006-08-23 14:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it all depends on how physically fit the woodchuck is i would imagine.
now iv'e got one for you....
how much cheese could your nostrils squeeze if your nostrils could squeeze cheese?
2006-08-23 14:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please teel soemwone else im only 10
2006-08-23 15:38:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
please ask something that has more sense.
2006-08-23 14:46:46 · answer #7 · answered by kelley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋