2006-08-23 06:47:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too!
2006-08-23 06:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by Fartblossom 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I don't have anything funny to say so I will just enjoy the two points but I must tell you I am quite impressed with your ballsy attitude!!! There is nothing like "walking" into a room full of strangers and basically saying, "Dance for me monkeys", Do you have a bag of peanuts to throw too!!! LOL you should get your own 10 points you just made me laugh and made my day!!! Thank you
2006-08-23 14:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by Erin O. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was so hot today that:
I saw two trees fighting over a dog
I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking
the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground
It's hotter than a steel playground at noon
it will make you return things you never stole
are just a few that come to mind
2006-08-23 13:52:03 · answer #3 · answered by daanzig 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
2006-08-23 13:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am only 7 points away from level 3, and when I am done typing here I will only be 5, love you and thank you
2006-08-23 13:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by Sarah J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to see a ******* cross? Ow! Maybe that's why he hasn't shown up yet...it's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a sniper rifle pendant... Just thinking of John, Jackie. We love him. Trying to keep that memory alive, baby. [mimes shooting a rifle] I did that routine in Fyffe, Alabama, and after the show these three rednecks came up to me. 'Hey, buddy! C'mere! Hey Mr. Comedian! C'mere! Hey buddy, we're Christians and we don't like what you said!' I said 'Well, then forgive me.' Later, as I was hanging from the tree..."-bill hicks
2006-08-23 13:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by tim e 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well I ate boiled eggs . I have to go to work and I have gas . So I guess Im going to give terrible customer service today . I sometimes dont much care for customers . So on days like this I will walk up to people , fart , then ask " Can I help you ? " . I usually dont have to do much after that :D !!
2006-08-23 13:54:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A Blonde was qoinq to qet her hair cut ;; so she sat down in the barber chair & the hair dresser told the blonde she had to remove her head phone so she could cut her hair ;; The blonde said no i need those to live without them i`ll die ;; so about 10 minutes later the blonde women fell asleep in the chair ;; the hair dresser removed the head phones so she could cut her hair & the blonde women died ;; The hair dresser was shocked & didn`t know what to do ;; she put the head phnes up to her head & heard " Breath in, & Breath out. Breath in, & Breath out "
2006-08-23 13:49:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jake 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Q: What did the Dali Lama say to the hotdog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.
2006-08-23 13:52:37 · answer #9 · answered by wcivils 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I just pulled down my pants showing you my weiner.....that always gets the girls going. LOL
2006-08-23 13:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by Master Kenobi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋