not only have i had to give myself a homemde enema, ive also been to the doctors to have a camera put down my throat and up my bum. I was under heavy sedation so i dont remember a thing, only now my throat hurts and im scared to sit down. Then to top things off my mum drove me home (in my car) and crashed it (well scratched it anyway). Can I get some sympathy please?
2006-08-23 06:35:32 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Mr Wolf don't worry...
The sweet aint as sweet without the bitter baby!!
This is one of your bad days - a sign that the good days are to follow
I cant empathise with you on the enema or the cameras, but i feel your pain (almost too much, because i cringed at the thought of someone doing that to you)
But thank God you were sedated and dont remember a thing...and feel free to sit down, you'll have to at some point or another!!
As with the car...Dont worry...minor scratches can be fixed!!
2006-08-23 06:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Angel_like 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So you had a bad day (I'm singing here and be very very happy you can't hear me).
Sorry your day is so sucky. That's a shame. I'm pretty sure you can sit down without any problem. Your throat will feel better tomorrow and to top it off --- like you said -- it's a scratch - not a total wreck. Tomorrow will be better.
But here's the sympathy......
AAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh Sorry (you deserve the sympathy today). Have a wonderful remainder of the day though. I'd stay home now if I were you tough. :)
2006-08-23 06:38:41 · answer #2 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh Mr. wolf so sorry to hear that you have had such a bad day i have had both those procedures done and they are no fun at all Even under the sedation which is vermex an amnesic drug your throat will be sore for several day and your behind as well for your throat use throat spray helps a lot for your bottom sit in warm water as for your car be thankful she didn't total it ,i hope you will feel better soon
2006-08-23 06:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by sclady62001p 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can have lots of sympathy.
What I don't understand is why were you not given (picolax) a laxative off the doctor to take yesterday and eaten the special diet of chicken/fish and rice for the last few days.
If you were having a colonscopy you should have done.
Hope you have a better day tomorrow.
2006-08-23 06:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have had a camera inside me like you and it was not my best day but think about it- its over with now and I bet this time yesterday you were worried sick about it. Just give a sigh of relief and relax. You were brave enough to go through with it (you would be surprised how many people back out of it ) and just have a nice bath or something and a treat and you will be back to normal before you know it . There ,there there.
2006-08-23 06:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by foxy4t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, suppose the camera would be forgotten somewhere, you'd have quite a story to tell on camscape.com - it'd pay your car bills too. The secret is how to make a buck from your disadvantages. Failing that, you have my sympathy.
2006-08-23 08:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear about your day! You are the right side of it now, the cars parked up and both ends of you are quietly recovering.
Do you mind me asking, do those cameras have sound?
2006-08-23 07:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by peter b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucks man go buy madden 07 and you can sit on your bum for 6 years!
2006-08-23 06:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by Cags18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah poor baby! Are you allowed to drink yet? I suggest a large bottle of Jack Daniels ought to do it plus it will numb the pain!
2006-08-24 02:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry man, but tomorrow can always be worse.
Try this, tell me all the good things that happened today. Or yesterday. Just things about things that make you happy.
2006-08-23 06:37:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋