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-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
-When did you first notice this problem?
-What problem?
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A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-08-27 20:48:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Not so long ago a man told me he loved me. He was married with a three year old son. I told him that I wasn't about to start dating married men, so the very next day he told his wife and son to leave and less than a year later was divorced. Sounds like a happy ending? Not even close. The reason this man told his wife to leave was because he didn't want her to have the kid in the first place. The reason he wanted me was because I was young and naive enough to think 'wow this guy left his family for me, he must really love me'. He emotionally abused me for three years and when I got pregnant, actually told people we knew that he was considering 'solving the problem' by pushing me down a few flights of stairs. Love is not blind. If this guy is the right one for you then he'll still be interested in being FRIENDS while he leaves his girlfriend, and you get to know him better. How he leaves his girlfriend - does he do it with kindness or is he a jerk - will tell you a whole heck of a lot. Be careful with yourself AND your heart.
2006-08-23 13:02:14
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answered by crowgirl 2
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If he doesn't like his girlfriend for real, then he'll leave his girlfriend for real. and if he loves you for real, then he'll be with you for real. Do not be fooled by that kinna talk. he seems like that he want to double cross you. do not go out with him until you know for sure he doesn't have a girlfriend. even, after his break up, wait a while before you go out with him. see what he about first. an honest person do not talk that way about their current girlfriend. be sure when he will be with you, that could be you he's talking about like that. there's no right one. i'm sure you can find someone else to like and that likes you for real and is not faking with someone else. Be the smarter player, do not give the chance to make a fool of you.
2006-08-23 13:02:39
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answered by Marlyn 2
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Yea, you shouldnt be with him! If he has a girlfriend but likes you, and is telling you this... its a form of cheating. Just realize that if you do date him, you will have to worry about him doing the same thing to you. You arent being fooled darling... you're obviously smart enough to realize something isnt right. All you have to do now is act on it.
2006-08-23 12:56:15
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answered by Angel Eve 6
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Yes, you're a fool. I'll bet you anything, the way he is with his current girlfriend, that he'll do the same thing to you if you become his girlfriend.
Also, you should think about what you're indirectly doing to his girlfriend, and hope it doesn't happen to you someday.
2006-08-23 13:01:55
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answered by Mahira 3
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Yes you are being a fool. To be a little cliche he is having his cake and eating it too.
What about his girlfriend, how would you feel if he was doing that same thing to you?
2006-08-23 12:55:59
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answered by smedrik 7
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look at it this way, if he has a girl friend and hes saying all those things to you. chances are when you and him get together he'll be using the same line he told you, to some other girl as soon as you 2 start having problems. matter of fact are you sure that he's not saying the same thing to his girl friend.
girl my best advise to you is stay far from this guy hes a heart breaker for sure.
2006-08-23 13:02:54
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answered by tifa 2
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Then he starts going out with you but someone else comes along then he tells her that he doesn't really like you but he loves her then he breaks with you and goes to her until the next girl comes along....
Sort answer. He doesn't love you for real.
2006-08-23 12:58:04
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answered by JB 6
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If you know he has a girlfriend and ur still believe his bs...u are a fool. He is manipulating u. When he is tru with her and single again tell him to give u a call otherwise u should tell him to go screw himself. Why do we give this cheating bastards a chance to play us for fools?
2006-08-23 12:57:32
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answered by ? 4
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Run away from him, I agree!
Find another cute boy to get you mind of this cheating son of a dog of a femal persuasion.
He is scum to mess around with you while still in a relationship with the other girl.
2006-08-23 12:56:47
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answered by vernes 4
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