Question go for kids also.
2006-08-23 05:50:01 · 11 answers · asked by TRANSLOPEDIA 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
oh my god, yes!! when my son was like 3 or so. we were in a dressing room in eddie bauer and i was getting changed and he said very loudly "mommy, what are those white marks on your legs?" meaning my stretch marks. thank you very much. i said those are from when i was pregnant with you. i wanted to die.
2006-08-23 05:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by mml619 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over the summer season whilst we've been in a public restroom, I took my then 4 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous daughters in the stall with me, and that i went additionally. What I felt became into loud, my daughter says “Mommy why do you have hair on your bits?” And my different daughter previously i ought to assert something says “Katie, only mommys have hair on their bits” i ought to hearken to the different women in there giggling, and whilst we walked out of the stall, nonetheless have been. Smile: That jogs my memory of myself, and my infants. different than I had my infants as a teenager, yet at 21 (I additionally look like i'm 12-14) and that they are 5. My daughter reported some thing approximately having to be a grown as much as do some thing. and that i reported nicely i'm a grown up. And my daughters says no mommy you’re a newborn grown up. I’m nonetheless uncertain what which skill.
2016-10-02 11:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son was about 1 year old. He loved to go out and point to interesting things he saw and expected us to look at them too. However, it is really embarassing when he started pointing to stuff in public coz the only way he knows how to point was with his middle finger!
2006-08-23 05:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by DiL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to always tell my 1 year old son now 6 that when he has to pee do it. So one day at a walmart he was on the wall outside facing the cars and he pulled it out and started to pee. I heard people laughing at him and when I turned around he was peeing.
2006-08-23 05:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I love this one. My son was about 2 and we were in the toy store. We were the only ones there, and I accidently left a little toot. Pretty soon he says really loud- Mommy did you leave a stinker? I died. :)
2006-08-23 06:17:53 · answer #5 · answered by soleil7372 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy. When my oldest son, now 20, was three years old, he pooped in the pool at a fancy hotel where were staying.
2006-08-23 05:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by Otis F 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We once went shopping for night dresses with our kids. While checking out the different dresses, my younger ones blurts out loudly asking why are we buying night clothes when you don't wear anything while sleeping?
2006-08-23 05:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by jack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy, my son culdn't pronounce T's so "truck" sounded like f u ck. I got a new truck and took him to the store and ran into a woman I knew...he said "My Mommy got a new F uck, it's a big one, wanna see it?" I almost died!
2006-08-23 06:32:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a wedding when the priest asked if there was anyone to object if not to hold their peace my son farted loud
2006-08-23 06:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son went into my room and went into my drawer and took my porno dvd to school. My wife did not even know I had it. The school called her and told her she had to come pick it up. Boy did I get into trouble.
2006-08-23 06:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by rjsr40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋