One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
2006-08-23 04:53:48 · 19 answers · asked by Wind Chime 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
not funny at all.
get an other joke.
2006-08-23 05:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the nature of your website. Personally, I liked it but could see where others might be offended.
"Jesus Saves! He passes to Moses who shoots and scores!"
2006-08-23 04:57:58 · answer #2 · answered by sirelmo60 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is the funniest joke I've heard in a long time!
I just pissed myself that was so funny!
2006-08-23 05:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke but it just depends on the site theres nothing too bad about it
2006-08-23 05:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by lazerus2391 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i swear everytime i hear that humorous tale its humorous returned posting jokes on a information superhighway website ,till it somewhat is a humorous tale communicate board, kinda stinks, because of the fact everytime somebody is going returned on your website they see the humorous tale returned
2016-10-02 10:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by puga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Havent seen your site but its a funny joke
2006-08-23 04:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by mickey4eva03 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's kinda funny, but I guess it depends on what kind of site you're putting it on.
2006-08-23 04:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha Thats a good one.Wats your website called?
2006-08-23 05:37:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
It is perfectly appropriate for any web site.
2006-08-23 04:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by A Baby Ate My Dingo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah ive heard one somewhat like that
2006-08-23 04:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by hockeyqueen13 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋