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It's not inflating anymore.

2006-08-23 04:37:26 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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Well, that is just like a typical woman, bang her long enough, she will always go flat on you.

2006-08-23 04:40:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

Got 'let down' - even by an inflatable date.

Only joking, the pun was too easy to resist.

Don't get your money back, get a new one and enjoy! ;-)

2006-08-23 11:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by Mariam 2 · 0 0

If it's been "used', I don't think is returnable but, like real women you can patch em up and get another few months or years out of them.

2006-08-23 11:40:11 · answer #3 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0 0

well...if you can't get a blow up doll excited.....i feel bad for real woman. I guess you should take it back...maybe you should downgrade to a soapy hand for a while for practice.

2006-08-23 11:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by sweets 3 · 0 0

I think you and the Tin Man should sing the song, "If I Only Had a Brain" as a duo.

2006-08-23 11:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by raininmyshoe 3 · 0 0

No...thow it out. Pardon me for being frank, but that's like trying to return a used rubber. They won't take it back.

2006-08-23 11:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's what you get for popping her virginity!

Yes, Quag, I'm afraid she can never make you happy and after all who wants a woman with all that silicone in her.

2006-08-23 11:42:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

try using the emergency Tyre repair set that fills it with foam and plugs the leak at the same time

2006-08-23 11:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0 0

Put it in a pool and find out where the leak is, patch her and use her anyway or use her as a pool decoration!

2006-08-23 12:24:47 · answer #9 · answered by carpathianne 5 · 0 0

Nope you popped her buddy,,

besides I don't think the store would want her back after you uuhh,, well,,

you know what I mean.

2006-08-23 11:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by landerscott 4 · 0 0

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