For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather N othing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . ....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ....Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2006-08-23 04:34:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
lol :-)
2006-08-23 04:57:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree completely. The jerks should have treated us better and not taken us for granted for so long. We finally realized that we dont need husbands. Why in the hell should I put up with all their crap ?? I can get sausage anytime anywhere without having to put up with his bullsh*t day in and day out.
2006-08-23 11:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by JustMe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Half - half. A lot of men aren't worth our time, but a lot worth all our time, lol.
A good man is one who is secure enough in his sexuality to hold your purse while you use the ladies room, without showing signs of embarrassment.
Sure they mature slowly, and a lot are dumb and a lot are irritating - but hey, so are women.
Peace.
2006-08-23 11:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by teh_uber__pugseh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny and true to a degree!
2006-08-23 11:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny-I'm happily married, but I was feeling the same way once.
2006-08-23 11:41:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep I received this email last week.
2006-08-23 11:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by BabyGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually Im madly inlove with my fiance and I get a lot of more satisfaction emotionally from him....ohh yea...and i do love his sausage :-)
2006-08-23 11:38:07 · answer #7 · answered by chaand5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am a man, and really I strongly agree with you. lots of love
2006-08-23 11:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by boiling boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree but d guy whom i love is very gentle
2006-08-23 11:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by kathiza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DEFINITELY AGREE.CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM.
2006-08-23 11:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by fayona s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YUP!!!
2006-08-23 11:41:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋