yo mama is so poor,she gave you a tamalea for x-mas so you can have something to unrap.....lol
2006-08-23 04:31:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yo Momma so fat she had to be baptised at sea world
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her underwear in the driveway
Your momma so fat, when she sits in a room, she sits next to EVERYBODY!
Your momma so fat, when she stood on the electronic scales, it shouted, "One person at a time please!"
Your momma so fat, when she got on the scales, it read out her phone number
Your momma so fat, when she lies on the beach in a black bikini, people run around her screaming "Save the Whale!!"
Your momma so fat that when she walks down the street in a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!" at her
Your momma so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck
Your momma fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion
That's about all i know right now!
Happy Fat momma joking!
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2006-08-23 05:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.
Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama is so fat, tall and hairy, that when she went to Tokyo, they thought that KING KONG had returned.
Yo mama is so fat, that when she farted, GLOBAL WARMING went up 100%.
Yo mama is so big and fat that she uses the equater as her belt.
Yo mama is so stupid, she starved to death in an 'All You Can Eat Buffet'.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a Blood Test.
Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her
And my personal favourite:
Yo mama is so fat, she rented a 250-foot limo and squished the poor driver.
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2006-08-23 04:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by biacebaolck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
2006-08-23 04:34:19 · answer #3 · answered by sexylittlemisstweetybird83 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is like a doorknob everybody gets a turn! yo mama house is so dirty you have to wipe your shoes to go outside.yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a wireless phone!
2006-08-23 04:49:51 · answer #4 · answered by justagirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat....she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Yo mama is so fat, that when she plays hopscotch, its....arizona, colorado, ohio, new hampshire, virginia, .......
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house!
2006-08-23 04:34:28 · answer #5 · answered by grl_addict 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
2006-08-23 16:13:28 · answer #6 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so big every time she turn around its her birthday.
2006-08-23 04:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by shaunna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama has summer teeth. summer here, summer there.
2006-08-23 04:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by Morrie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat when she juped in the missisippi river it caused hurracane Katrinia
2006-08-23 04:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by Rated R Diva ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma so short she sits on a curb and her legs still hang.....
2006-08-23 04:35:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋