Is there a water warmer or thicker toilet seat out on the markeft?
2006-08-23 04:04:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
"Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to a fro, can u tie them in a knot, can u tie them in a bow, can u toss them over your shoulder, like a regimental soldier - do your balls hang low!!!!!"
2006-08-23 04:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You'll need to have that sack surgically lifted, because if it hangs that low to touch the toilet water, then it can't be a pretty sight when you wear shorts!
2006-08-23 08:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Lawrence H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just on the off chance that you're serious, there are 'toilet seat risers' on the market for a fairly inexpensive price.
2006-08-23 04:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by benchswife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I go out into the wide wide world, I slip the top of a sock over cock and balls, Then if I use a public toilet, I can slip my finger under the sock top, and lift my cock and balls easily hold them out of the unchartered waters below. LongNut
2014-12-14 18:09:31 · answer #4 · answered by Paul 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are thicker seats out there.
2006-08-23 04:10:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Duct tape
2006-08-23 04:10:50 · answer #6 · answered by osu_fanz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea right! just change the water line to a HOT water line. be sure you flush before you get up.
2006-08-23 12:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First thing, get yourself a nice dictionary.
Second, you might want to get that whole hanging to the water thing looked at.
2006-08-23 04:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by nomming 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is hilarious.. I actually tell my husband this is going to happen to him. He gets angry.. But it still a funny thought.
2006-08-23 04:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly,TX 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your sitting on the floor DUMMY!
2006-08-23 04:07:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋