A lion took an apricot,a guava and a mango,
2006-08-23 03:10:42 · 17 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
You know what?
I'm sick to fuckin' death of this bloody question.
Moronic ****.
Gosh! I'm sorry. Where did that come from. I think I must be possessed.
Sorry.
2006-08-23 11:41:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
I am so ashamed that I know this.
2006-08-23 03:15:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie29UK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you like Um Bongo that much the tune entered your subconcious and stayed there for the past 20 years?
Personally I have always been a Creamola Foam man myself but they had no catchy ads or jingles.
2006-08-23 03:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmm, um bongo um bongo they drink it in the congo. Memories of my childhood have just come flooding back.
2006-08-23 04:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um Bongo juice! That's quite a memory you've got there Bill!
2006-08-23 04:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He put it all in to a pot and danced a dainty tango.
The monkey said I know we'll call it Um Bongo!
(there may be some lines missing)
2006-08-23 03:14:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mick B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to watch a show called Daktari.
It had a lion in it too, I believe it was even a cross-eyed lion.
It's name was Clarence.
I have no idea why I watched the show as it was BOOOOORING as hell.
2006-08-23 21:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blimey a vegetarian lion!?!
These PC prats have got a lot to answer for.
2006-08-23 03:13:46 · answer #8 · answered by trebs 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
slipped on a banana
and decided to play bingo
i know it does not rhyme but that's all i can think of
but it gave me 2 points
and it was a laugh
thank you
2006-08-23 03:26:11 · answer #9 · answered by purple diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wondered where the contents of my fruit basket disappeared to!
2006-08-23 05:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋