I'm aboard a UFO right now using their wireless internet service. I think they own AOL or something, because AOL is written all over their computers, and that is the browser I'm using. Does anyone know how I can escape? I think we're flying low off the coast of Florida. Please hurry, before they go into space.
2006-08-23 02:43:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thanks for the info now i know where u earthling are...don`t try to escape again
2006-08-23 03:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by Spike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 15:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, just boldly go where no man has gone before. I'm not going to help you escape. Tell them to stop by my house and pick me up. I want to go with you. Have them email me and I'll give them directions to get here.
At least they gave you a computer. AOL? Damn, you have to explain to them that AOL sucks and that Yahoo! Answers is the way to go. If they don't listen to you, I'll help you explain when they pick me up.
Hurry, I have to be back by 1:00pm.
2006-08-23 03:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by Dottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to take you to their master and find out why AOL cost so dam much !
There IS no escape ! Just pray that they don't have any chupracabras on board!!! Vicious little creatures!
May the force be with you ! Relax and enjoy the ride. ( well, until the probing stuff starts anyway ! )
2006-08-23 02:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it anything like a Star Trek ship? If is they should have a place where you can energize down to earth.
2006-08-23 03:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by curly98 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
search for a window
search for parachute
search for the parachute first
and then throw yourself out the window
don´t forget to take photos before you put the parachute on.....
don´t forget to pull the string on the parachute on your way back to earth........
and don´t forget to wake up once it´s over
2006-08-23 02:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Lau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Email Mickey Mouse, he can save you!
2006-08-23 02:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by tweetymay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look boy aliens r not real
2006-08-23 02:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok now don't panic .help i sat hand ;thank God!!
Here is the e-mail adress of spider man.
nam redips@hot .com
GOOD LUCK!!
2006-08-23 02:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by hi there 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call on Scotty to "beam" you out of there.
2006-08-23 02:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just back away for them slowly... and u wont get heart i saw them first!!!!
Mine mine mine...
muhahahaha!!!!!!
lol
Dont ask
Via
2006-08-23 07:07:04 · answer #11 · answered by ~Mrs. Bubbles~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋