Can you recommend a good reversal doctor for me?

Question

I have stinky breath, cause I pass wind through my mouth. How you ask. Since the reversal operation one month ago. Its really good when we are at a party with friends but out in public and at work its very embarrasing. I like to eat spicey food. Tacos with hot sauce.

Answer 1

Look, the only doctor you'll be needing is a mortician if you don't stop posting dumb questions about your non-existant operation and your fart-breath.

Do what has to be done, get some breath mints and leave us be!

Answer 2

Reversal what? Do you want your head where your bottom is and visa versa. That might work, and maybe even a better sex life, who knows.