my wife should support me....part 2....?

Question

before you read this please go to my base to read part 1 any help is appreciated.



thank you for all your answers and suggestions.
I have to wear the mask as when we had sex without it my partner was put off as she kept thinking i was having an asthma attack.
When i confronted her about humming " ground control to major tom " she said i was imagining things and that she was having an orgasm, she said the same named title and beam me up scotty were said in jest but strongly denies humming. If it was an orgasm why did it resemble the song ? . She was quite hurtful during this discussion, calling me John Merrick ? apparantly he was the Elephant man. She also said that when my lovemaking was approaching the end i sounded like the last spin on her washing machine.I cant win, what can i do...

Answer 1

Thank you so much for making me laugh, I've been really poorly all week, and I've just sat and read your previous questions, and the tears have run down my face.

Thanks.......

Answer 2

You need to see your Doctor. Apenoa is a sleep disorder not a help me breath when making love. You have other problems that need to be addressed.

Humming, beam me up scotty, ground control. For god sakes man join in and have some fun. Start making sounds and yell he comes fast spin dry cycle.

Lighten up and have fun.

Also. See your Doctor ASAP. You have more problems with breathing than sleep apenoa

Answer 3

Get a mask for her. It might spice things up. As for the humming orgasm, at least it's not some Britney Spears number. Surely you can find things about her to mock - untrimmed nostril hairs, wobbly rear end, the humming orgasm.......

Answer 4

In all fairness I would find it quite off putting! Maybe you should be a bit more lighthearted about it, I know you may see this as insulting but it sounds like it's maybe you that has more of a problem with it than she does?

Dress up as a spaceman and tell her to get on board for the ride of her life!

Answer 5

Try not to think of it in a bad way. Maybe role play with your wife when she says these things to you.It will be more fun if you get into it with her.I don't think she is saying it to be offensive she is just lightening up the situation.

Answer 6

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahashahhahaaaaaaaaa!!!
what is your problem! Your wife sounds fantastic with a great sence of humour, what do you want from her, she is obviously dealing with you wearing your mask in the best way she can and trying to ensure you both still enjoy your self, rather than veing put of by the whole situation.

Answer 7

I am sorry I don't quite understand your question. it seems to me that your wife is in a funny stage. If its' just sort of new sexual turn on on her behalf it maybe better to simlpy let it happen the way it does untill she's into a new stage of excitement. Forcing things out of the way doesn't much help, if it's not too much trouble to you.

Answer 8

humor is a way of dealing with things...i liked the guy that said darth vader in your previous question, lol.
take care =)

Answer 9

Just read all your previous questions, explains everything ,you need to get your head sorted

Answer 10

im sorry but you need say say **** her if shes not gone have respect for you and talk down to you like that you need to find somebody that will she wont know what she got till its gone
she sounds cold and inconsiderate and excuse me for talkin bout ur girl like this but she sounds like a total ******* *****