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Question

1.Why do people in America order double cheese pizzas,double cheese burgers,large fries and a DIET COKE?
2.Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
3.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
4.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
5.If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Answer 1

1.Stupid people , again
2.A long word for a word that makes longer words shorter and for somebody to find an abbreviation for the word abbreviation
3.He breaks your dreams and he has a broken a whole lot,so a BROKEr
4.We need stuff from them,Sheep cant possibly lose their job.So they just dont let rain shrink them
5.EXACTLY!!Congress was born for DEprogress


I think you have Brainy brains , really!!

Answer 2

1.Why do people in America order double cheese pizzas,double cheese burgers,large fries and a DIET COKE?
Um...because they're hungry?

2.Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
To make up for how short abbreviations are.

3.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Duh. Because he already spent all of HIS money.

4.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Because it doesn't rain hot water.

5.If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
No, the opposite of progress is Hezbollah.

Answer 3

1. some people are use to Diet Coke (not everyone LIKES coke)
2. "abbreviated is such a long word...so you can "abbreviate" it as well!!
3. B/c once you invest you are "broke-R" than beforehand.
4. Wool does not shrink, it felts. And this is simply because of the raised scales of the cuticle layer of the fibre catching on one another.

After the fleece is shorn, the processing stages cause the natural fibre alignment to be completely disrupted. As the fleece is scoured, the "staple" structure is destroyed and the fibres no longer line up "tip to base" as they would in the fleece.
5. uhh....this would be a big fat yes!! ;)

Answer 4

1. So tat they can hav more solids than liquids!!
2. To drive home the need of abbreviations!!
3. Jus like someone who plays is called a player ...someone who is broke shud b called broker!

4.bcoz they hav fat underneath the wool!
5. not necessarily.. if tat's the case, then confess shud b the opp of Profess!!

Answer 5

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Answer 6

1, they still think "diet" undoes the fat content of what they eat with it.
2, to encourage you to look for an abbreviation for it.
3, to warn you...
4, because its a cool wash
5, defiantly...

Answer 7

Don't know about the rest, but #5 is YES!!!

have you already been through this one?
Why is it that we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Answer 8

Very funny young lady ,you think to much!

Answer 9

1. They're in denial.

Answer 10

I agree totally with book_allie :P