when i get mad at someone i declare a feces war. i poop on one of there belongings such as the hood to their car or i dump in a bucket and leave it in front of there house if i no where they live - what can i do for an alternative instead of this
2006-08-22 20:21:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
pee on there car instead.....it just makes them mad but they can just wash it offf.........but thats funny i would keep it up.....im goin to try that, its probably makes u feel 10 times butter huh
2006-08-22 20:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by wombizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe your problems lie deeper than where the poop comes from. I suppose you have a anger management problem paired with a specialized form of necrophelia. Professional help is certainly advised.
2006-08-22 20:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by The answer man 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them they suck. Give them the silent treatment. Pretty much anything other than the feces angle.
The only time I would advocate the feces angle is if you feel that is the only option other than physical violence.
2006-08-22 20:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by Dan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try NOT pooping on their belongings... thats kinda disturbing... maybe you should just take out your anger and punch them in the face. i would much rather get a punch to my face than a human crap on my car. seriously, thats wrong. you need help.
2006-08-22 20:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by Rick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats quite an alternative to violence. How could the process be adapted to international warfare?
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Oh, as an alternative? Maybe just leave them a note on their porch or posession, explaining your issue and maybe a resolution to the problem.
2006-08-22 21:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by DelusionRoad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
M-bate into a grapefruit, and leave that in the back seat of their car.
2006-08-23 09:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by William M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you live pal ? In **** tland ? Got any brains ?
2006-08-22 20:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by greβ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your brain is leaking fluid, that's gross.
2006-08-22 20:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by hexa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need professional help!
2006-08-22 20:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by Jo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU TO
2006-08-22 20:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋