I saw him at the mall a few months ago and now he is gone!!!!
2006-08-22 20:08:10 · 15 answers · asked by zac s 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
I saw him too must have been the same mall
2006-08-22 20:13:51 · answer #1 · answered by voddielots 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw him once in the mall, but I made the mistake of interrupting him while he was in mid chew.... that's when the sh!t really hit the fan!!! He cussed and ranted and raved about not having any personal time... With every word / rant came spittle and chewed up salami... he then told me I was on the naughty list until 'shrooms grew from my crack... Anyone ever hear about mushrooms growing out of a crack of some kind?!?!?!? Maybe I misheard him... but before he left, he threw a big chunk of coal at me which hit me in the head.... so here I am, bleeding and disturbed in my uncomfortable hospital bed.... the nurse takes my temperature rectally every half hour or so....
Oops!!! here she comes.....
.SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
2006-08-23 03:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by Islander 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, I think I saw him today riding a bike. He looked happy and healthy and I am sure he will be back at the mall soon.
2006-08-23 03:14:29 · answer #3 · answered by Keanu 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah he and the Easter bunny were meeting up with the tooth fairy and the sand man for happy hour down at the Happily every After Hours Bar.
2006-08-23 04:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry he'll be back around the holidays, I remember growing up my Mother told me that he wasn't real. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to share the information with all other little children. Oh My it was a mess. But not to worry He'll be back in about 3 months
{Smile}
2006-08-23 03:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He, Mrs.Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are busy discussing why so many people don't seem to believe in them.
2006-08-23 11:11:45 · answer #6 · answered by 60s Chick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Saw him live a few years ago.
Great voice and could still dance at his age.
Dead now mind.
Think his wife Nancy may still be alive.
2006-08-23 03:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause...
2006-08-23 03:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by AlwaysRight 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn. It was in Santa Cruz, no, Santa Maria, no that's not it, oh, yes, now I remember, Santa Barbara. Wait, could have been Santa Clara.................
2006-08-23 03:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by Awesome Bill 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Only in a movie and a story book
2006-08-23 03:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by Trakreppa5 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋