i went 2 7-11
and this guy pulls up beside me right?
he looks like the type of guy that would rob a 711 at 10:30 pm so i quickly grab my KNIFE...
he pays for his junk before i pay for my slurpee....
im unlocking the door to my car and he says, "excuse me, i didnt want to embarass you in there but..."
i thought "oh no i have toilet paper stuck to my shoe" or "i have a huge zit on my face" but NAY...he said
"excuse me, i didnt want to embarrass you in there but you have GORGEOUS eyes!"
I SAY
why thank you.
i wont stab you to death after all :)
Im havin a great nite...BTW♥
2006-08-22
18:10:04
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