Gay?
2006-08-22 17:44:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
The Red Sox became gay in 1918.. when they traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees. Babe Ruth asked for the trade due to the constant sexual harassment from players in the locker room, asking him to lather up with them. Reportedly, players such as Baby Doll Jacobson, Boob Fowler, Chappie Geygan, Happy Foreman and Dud Lee were part of a clan of homosexual players who migrated to Boston after finding the city had a large homosexual contingent that still exists today.
After Babe became a Yank, he and the real men on the field would taunt and make fun of them at games. One time he pointed in the bleachers, and said "Baby Doll Jacobson, if you are a homo, then this ball is landing in the 10th row behind u" and the story unfolds there..
The Red Sox and Boston are the gayest team and city in the history of the world. What a bunch of sissy butt pirates, 1 championship in 80 years? BWAHAHAHA.
2006-08-22 18:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Theo never addressed his starting pitching woes. I cannot see any way that the Red Sox will make the playoffs with the unit of an aging David Wells, an injured Tim Wakefield, and a cast of rookies. Additionally, Beckett has been a disappointment and Schilling isn't getting any younger. Boston may be facing an overhaul in the offseason.
2006-08-23 07:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by indianalee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simple:
After having to wash their sox for an extended period of time, the red has turn into a dark shade of pink.
2006-08-23 01:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by RatherTallFella 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
WHATEVER!
at least our fans are not like joe rich-aka milf man:
joe rich is milf man, here is a message he sent to me (among many others he harrassed me with for no reason other than I am a Red Sox fan...)
From: milf man
Subject: Re: BACK UNDER YOUR BRIDGE TROLL
Message: blah blah blah,listen retard,your the one with the redsox name on your profile,so in the same sense you have nothing to do with them,and ummmm yes it does have to do with me,i am a season ticket holder and ummmmm guess what stupid i help pay theyre salaries,and you can see me anytime the games on im directly behind homeplate,and guess whatelse i get invited to all the yankee v.i.p events so i think i do have alot to do with them.as far as accomplishments,lets see self made millionare,real estate broker,yup i said it broker,my agents sell 2-5 million a week in estates,i own several properties,companies,if your gonna use a name(such as a team etc etc)you should expect critiscism,such as rascist name or any other name used like that,if i called myself yankeesfan01 i would be opening up a door for all the retarded redsox fans and yankee bashers right?well you did just that so deal with it.as far as me being stupid,maybe i am,but im the richest,happiest dumb guy youll ever meet,
2006-08-23 18:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by redsoxfan11x 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the red sox have be really bad lately. RED SOX SUCK!
its not jeter sucks a-rod, it ortiz sucks manny!
go yankees
2006-08-23 08:24:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Playing the Yankees so many times each year! JETER S U C K S and A-rod S W A L L O W S.
2006-08-23 00:55:30 · answer #6 · answered by Tommy D 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋
I would like to second xmoregonex's answer. He nailed it.
2006-08-23 08:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by gotearz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since they dont spend 200 million dollars on their roster.
2006-08-23 01:24:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Oh you noticed that huh? They say gays can spot each other. Soooo....
2006-08-23 08:49:17 · answer #9 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Why? Do you want to go out with one of them?
2006-08-23 00:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋