i start!...the quickest way to a mans heart is chuck norris's fist
2006-08-22 17:41:51 · 16 answers · asked by anthony the jackass of canada 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Thos handy cap spots aren't for people with dissabilities. Thats just a sign that shows what will happen to you if you park in chuck norris' spot.
Chuck Norris recently had an idea to sell his urine as a caned beverage. Today we know this drink as Red Bull
2006-08-22 18:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by the_dominator12489 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
2006-08-22 17:44:01 · answer #2 · answered by DisneyLover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the meaning of life? Chuck Norris.
Who would win in a fight between Zelda and Yoda? Yoda if Chuck Norris wasn't there.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in Street Fighter originally but then the programmers found out that level 5 was unbeatable.
2006-08-23 12:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by Gecko 1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"There's no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."
"Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green ..4 card from the game UNO."
"When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women."
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. "
"On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over."
"Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it."
2006-08-22 19:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by zitofan513 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris
chuck norris never gets hit, the attacker dies immediately
chuck norris' tears cure cancer, but hes never cried
2006-08-22 17:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest......Chuck Norris won by 5...
2006-08-23 04:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by skooterhead 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris dosent have a six pack he has a 24 and a half pack
2006-08-22 17:44:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water...And make him drink!
2006-08-22 17:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by jasondharrison 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has no chin.
Under his beard is a third fist.
2006-08-22 17:47:47 · answer #9 · answered by Jim T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the first time i heard this from a friend i died laughing...
chuck norris decided to sue the producers of the TV show LAW and ORDER.. because they stole the name of the Show from him... Mr. Norris calls his left leg LAW (point to left leg) and the right leg ORDER (point to right leg).. it sound funnier when its told not read
2006-08-22 17:51:06 · answer #10 · answered by underagelying 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋