The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Along her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place a hand
upon her breast
I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
her legs apart
and when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
the white stuff came
At last it's finished
it's all over now
my first time ever....
MILKING A COW!
2006-08-22 17:11:57 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO..you dirty boy :)
2006-08-22 17:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever. but not quite clever enough, dont make it so obvious. I mean, whos gonna be milking a cow in those circumstances i.e. legs fine, late at night..."white stuff" come on work on this and you may have something.
2006-08-22 17:16:02 · answer #2 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who milks a cow at night? can I share this? that's pretty funny.
2006-08-22 17:15:43 · answer #3 · answered by Cortney & Nathan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you started out nice, but you got a little gross towards the end. Glad you had a good time!
2006-08-22 17:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your milking a blue eyed cow at night>>>???
2006-08-22 17:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(I am being sarcastic here)
Wow, the way you admired and caressed her, you are an absolute romantic to be milking a cow at moon light.
2006-08-30 15:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MILKING A COW!???? That's priceless! ROFLMFAO! You really had me going for a minute there.
Baby, I saved that one on my hard disk.
2006-08-22 17:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...=/
and i was going to say it was pretty good until the end...the cow thing messed it up and at the end it got a little...hm...but funny anyways...
2006-08-22 17:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change "she wanted to do" to "she wanted, too" and you have a hit!
But I wouldn't call your girlfriend a cow.
2006-08-22 17:14:38 · answer #9 · answered by iniyaitza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh so I'd say good job. You almost grossed me out though.
2006-08-28 03:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wakakaka... a blue-eyed cow! does her milk taste like blueberry?
2006-08-22 17:24:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋