Do vampires have body oder? Do they shower or take a bath?

Question

Ever wonder if they use underarm deordorant. When the female vampira takes a bath, is it a bubble bath (red bubbles, of course)? This kind of water doesn't harm them, only holy water.

Answer 1

Of course they bathe. Vampires are usually very vain.

Answer 2

They are Dead and a pile of rotting flesh. No they do not wash themselves. nor do they use deodorant. They stink and you should know that you can smell them from a mile away. The sad thing here is that all so many people think that the vampires that they see in the movies are true, the movie version of vampires are not even close to what the real thing is like. And so many people are so busy holding their noses which makes them a easy victims to be ambushed by these creatures. And try to remember this, that running water is not a friend to any vampire. Also no vampire will live in a place that would draw any attention to themselves. Also they are not friendly to humans in any way for they are just one of the most cursed creatures on this earth and they are pure evil.............. And it really take a very stupid person to want to be like them. Also God's rules about drinking blood is very clear, so you know beyond any doubt that their total destruction is forth coming...........

Answer 3

It depends if the Vampire keeps itself clean or dirty, if it's a slovenly rechid thing, then it probably does not take a bath. Certain legends said that running water can kill a vampire, so they wouldn't be inclinded to go use a shower. However a bath should be fine and keep the smell off. No I wouldn't imagine them sweating though, since they don't need to sweat, due to not having any heat, because of their lack of blood.

Answer 4

This all depends on the type of Vampire you are talking about. Each type is unique to each author. Some may emit foul odors, others may just not sweat at all considering they only eat blood. Maybe blood doesn't emit a foul odor from the skin. Plus some vampire you wouldn't be able to get close enough to tell without falling under their spell. As for the water issue...well thats just easy. If it was any water then all you would have to do to vanquish vampires is take a hose and soak them.

Answer 5

Traditionally they do indeed have a foul odor. Also, no they may not shower BUT can bathe. Flowing water is harmful, and vampires are not supposed to be able to cross it or come into contact with it. But, a bath is not flowing water.

Answer 6

Depends on what rules you're playing with and what kind of vampire. Penangalans bathe their guts in vinegar before squeezing them back into their bodies.

Answer 7

Well let me see, nar I b' knowin' pir' er' two, but nar war' I able t' get varie' near t' one, I b' partial t' th' garlic an' chum, so when I b' gettin' o' chance t' swap tales an' I happen' t' b' down wind, he b' admitten' a might fine aroma, t' twas a mixture of "Old Spice" an' Rum wit jest th' right smigin' o' shrimp cocktail. Now that thar b' a pope'er're' ummmmmmmmmmm, nar a many o' Pirate's b' able t' resist, but evar' time I b' wantin' t' get up next t' th' darn fool thing he'ed commence t' hissin' coil in t' a winged bilge rat an fly off..........
So I b' a guessin' ay' b' much thee same as any o' em mortal pret' ty' fella's et b' on th' prowl, gettin' a gal a goin' as ey' swing down from me riggin's, beat on thar chest an yell come here!
I b' tellin' him as I b' tellin' em'.
If'fin ye can't bite.........don't growl !!

Answer 8

When a vampire takes a bath he runs the risk of turning into mud!!! remember..... the dirt in the casket?
Hey, is this a prelude to a new Deodorant commercial? lol

Answer 9

My guess is that, as mythical creatures, vampires are subject to the same laws as the Wicked Witch of the West. She looked a little vampirish, anyway.

Therefore, if they get wet, they will melt.

Answer 10

Everybody knows vampires smell like grave dirt from sleeping in their coffins all day.