see below if you are creative and want 10 pts!?

Question

Imagine:
there is a new disease called "XSyndrome"
how do you get it?
what is it?what does it effect?
is it curable? how?
what are the symptoms?
etc.??
amuse me!

Answer 1

XSYNDROME IS AIR BORN-----IT'S A VIRUS THAT AFFECTS YOUR EYES----THE ONLY CURE IS A SHOT IN BOTH YOUR EYES----THE SYMPTOMS ARE EYES THAT ARE RED AND HAVE RUNNY GREEN PUS-THAT DRIPS DOWN YOUR FACE---IN THE MORNING THE EYES ARE GLUED SHUT AND NEED TO BE SOAKED WITH WARM WATER IN ORDER TO OPEN THEM ANOTHER SURE FIRED WAY TOO CURE THIS IS TOO GIVE ALICE 10 POINTS

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Answer 2

You get XSyndrome if you don't cover your sneeze with your hands or even anything. Your spine will desolve, then you will only want to buy from Walmart and only eat at McDonalds and only listen those really crappy 90's bands(Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls, Britney Spears). It is only curable by buying all of Joss Whedon's DVD's. The final state is telling all you and your family's illegal secrets to a prosecuter, crying all the while cuz u can't stop, u're just a corprate puppet.
Then you pass out, or 'die'. You wake with a law degree certificate in one hand, and a hard copy of a fax saying you've gotten the job to defend Micheal Jackson vs. Children's Aid.

Oh, yes, I do have a sick mind.

Answer 3

Xsyndrome is a new disease you can get by staring aimlessly at the computer for more than 92 hours in a row, it is mostly found in teens and young adults
to get rid of the disease,you must not go on the computer for a month,and every morning,you have to drink chicken noodle soup for 2 weeks,in the last week,you have to take out parts of your CPU and boil it in warm water,after that you have to drink for the remainding days.
the symptoms of Xsyndrome is having no sleep,sleeeping in class,aimlessly dozing off,having nightmares bout your computer chasing you and of course,having a conversation with your computer.
it is not contagious,not to worry and best of luck for those with Xsyndrome

Answer 4

It is just not worth spending so much time to answer all ur questions for ur 10 points.We have enough of diseases already and I would not like to think of some more.I am not the one to amuse u for my 10 points.

Answer 5

mexmix,

The new disease XSyndrome is cause from seeing to many Xfile movies. It cause your bones to chill ocnstantly and you look panicked all the time.

The only cure is to watch 3 hours of the 3 stooges non stop and eat ice cream. Do not worry you cannot pass it to thos eclose to you.

Answer 6

XSyndrome is the new and improved hair disease...you don't lose the hair..you grow an over abundance of it..a report stated that one poor guy was chocked to death from his own hair..the symptom are grave..you first notice thinking of the hair on the head face and legs, hair loss on the arms and private parts. the cure is still under investigation..but we think that it has to do with wild watermelons..

Answer 7

"XSyndrome" comes from a meteor and crashes on Earth,the growth of this alien substance grows really quickly.exposure to it is not advised.please move away from this substance as soon as you can.it effects all carbon based lifeforms,including plants and humans.to now, there is no cure for this curse,all we can see is if you are infected,you will see green crystals growing out of your body,contact with another person is unwised. thank you for your time.

Answer 8

you get it from playing too much video games. your thumbs get stuck in some retarted looking position, your tongue peeks out of your mouth for no apparent reason, your eyes bulge and peer 'through' things, your body makes sudden jerking motions, and you tend to swear alot (resembling Turrets Syndrome). the cure is called 'work' or 'a job'.

Answer 9

You get it through anti-bacterial soap.

I causes you to sneeze while you are pulling your hair out.

The symptoms are belching.

It is cured by eating worms.

Answer 10

you get it by looking at fat people
it is a mutation of one of your limbs (yes ,you must collect ice from the top of mt everest and bring it to the south side of chicago to a arab in his store and say hade bol muy guth nuj derth gew saki 5 times and twril around 34 times and then bow down and kiss the feet of the arabs great aunt that is 97 yrs old and serve her lime jello with bannas in it
the symptoms are you get red bumps under your eye lids they get wrinkley and spooted with green mold and if you dont get the cure with in 3 weeks you fall in love with the first fat person that says hi to you regaurdlees if its a man or woman and will stop at nothing to be with them