I need a speech topic that can make a 3 minute speech. I'm looking for something interesting yet funny. Any response will do. Thanks
2006-08-22 16:07:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Consider the plight of an average student in Lake Wobegon..."where all of the students are above average"...
Consider the change in attendance patterns if the Catholic Church used Oreos and milk instead of bread and wine...
Consider the financial implications if guns were $10 but bullets were $1000 each...
Consider the non-standard uses for a bidet....
Consider the possible league standings if students were assigned to a varsity sport randomly...like they are assigned to a classroom....
Consider the psychological trauma that school inflictes on the group that is most biased and prejudiced against -namely...left-handed people...don't believe???? check the number of left-handed desks in an average school/ school room....
or the number of left-handed spiral notebooks in the bookstore...etc etc etc
Consider the pros and cons of using "decemation" as a teaching technique...or a test result consequence
Enough???
Good luck
2006-08-22 20:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Without knowing you, I can't give you very good advice because I don't know your personality or your background knowledge. If you're not naturally a very funny person, you might not be able to pull off a funny speech. Also, I don't know what topics you are likely to know about already.
2006-08-24 06:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by drshorty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Music is often somethin easy to do it on... (At any intelligence Level) i had to do an english prject for my sophmore year of high school (just this recent year) and i did it on the differences between how society looks on girls and guys... some ideas for this topic 1. How girls are expected to wear make-up. (Big--One, just get help from a g/f of yours... they love to ***** about it) 2.How guys get to play on sports teams that many girls do not (School Examples could be football or wrestling [which some girls would like to do, especially football]) This may sound like a lame project to do, but if you do it then you'll be surprised how many people can relate to it... after all, boy or girl, they always think about what it must be like to be in the other perons shoes.
2016-03-27 01:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by Karen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why condoms should be availible for private purchase at schools at discounted prices.
Why people in this country need to relax.
Why Walmart is evil.
Why G.W. Bush is a threat to the country.
Why Police are oppressive in some areas and passive in others in this country/your state.
Why Oprah Winfrey should be banned from TV.
2006-08-22 21:35:34 · answer #4 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can invent them by yourself by associating, and using your own fantasy. Reverse thinking and applying jokes can entertain your audience. Tell about your own fun experiences, jokes, thoughts, comparisons and visions. I previously used a list of 50 ideas at http://www.speech-topics-help.com/funny-speech-topics.html
2006-08-25 09:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by Alexandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. . . mine were all pretty boring yet effective. I did 'Testing on Death Row Inmates,' 'Electoral College,' and a how to on making coffee. Boring but I got an A! Good luck!
2006-08-22 16:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by *AstrosChick* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if we said "hello" like dogs do? (sniffing, wagging tails, drooling, jumping...) (think that has been done.)
What if we settle arguments like animals do in the wild? --- read up on animal behaviour.
2006-08-22 16:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋