you're quite right, of course - i get your drift - yeah, i'm totally unrestricted
like i said in one of my books [one of my favourite selfquotes]: i am what i am, bite me - in other words, i do what the hell i like, and no one can stop me - i aint got no mamma tellin' me what t' do, y' know what i mean? - i am the original wild man - the superduper wildy - i am IT, okay?
as for those people sayin' i can't flood the world - hell! - i can do what i dam' well please and no askin' p'mission, y' hear me? - hell, it was jist that people were getting freaked out every time it rained, it's the flood again, it's the flood again - well hell, i don' wanna scare the living bejabbers outta everybody, so i got one of my people to put out the word that i promised not to do a flood again, and someone added a nice little touch about the rainbow being a promise, so's people'd believe it, y' know? - and just to keep 'em good, i said it'll be fire next time, if my memory serves me well
sometimes i incline t' get a bit angry, y' see? - i have to try and remember it's me as made 'em like that, with the stupidity an' all, but, i swear, sometimes i get t' thinkin' they are more stupid than i made 'em, by gon' i do!
course i can appear in a idol, an' anyone sez i can't's a dam' liar, you tell 'em from me, okay?
it's true i cant be JUST an idol, i have to be everything at all - im the holusbolus, the sweet enchilada, you follow me? - there aint nothin' that i aint
i fight with satan, sure i do, jus' like you fight within y'self about something you want and dont want t' do - satan is me of course - aint nothin' that i aint - im full of fight and selfcontradiction, i wouldnt be everything if i wasnt - the only thing i can't be is limited - and i can be limited too, follow me? - i cant be JUST limited, but i can be limited and unlimited, you betcha socks!
course i change the laws! - the laws are only somethin' i fool with, y' with me? - give people a chance to be obedient and disobedient and everythin' - more spice to the game, okay? - dont try an' judge me, you couldnt do it - the purpose of the game is interest, okay? - anything to make it interestin' for people [who are also me - there's nothing that i aint, like i'm sayin']
and yeah, im always squeezin' m'self into a body and payin' y'all a big visit, put y' back on the right path, play the game, realise god an' all that - course i dont do that for everyone, or it would ruin the game, just enough people to make it interestin', keep it from getting totally outta hand, you see
hell, what'm i talkin' to you for? - you're sure to misunderstand - tryin' t' translate from infinite mind to your little minds, i have to squeeze real hard to get any truth at all into your little ideas - everythin' i write, down there, is more wrong than right, you know? - but i hope a little truth gets through so you dont get totally lost in the game
y' see, we were all sittin' round in heaven, nothin' to talk about, because everyone knew everything, and we invented a game, to take our mind off everything - like you'd take a break and kick a ball round - only the world is our game - a bit more complicated than soccer, y' get me?
sometimes i worry people are takin' it too seriously, and losing too much persective - sometimes i wonder if i can bring people back from where they go to in their heads, y' know? - anyway, so that's why i turn up all the time somewhere, and ty to inject a little perspective into the situation, remind people who they really are - but i dont try to bring people too far back to heaven, because, well, it's so dam' boring in heaven, you know, knowing ev'r'thin' - so i just kinda play them back and forth between illusion and reality, so they are not too bored, on the one hand, and not too bothered by the world, on the other
i feel guilty, too, when i see them really sufferin', or, rather, really thinkin' that they are sufferin', which i'm not sure might be the same thing
anyway, that's me, do whatever the hell i like, but i dont like to be TOO wild
2006-08-22 20:58:58
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answered by Anonymous
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