I went on a three-day bender and told my wife I had to fill in for a sick buddy of mine who's a shrimp boat captain. I told her nobody on board had a cellphone so I was unable to call home. I promised I'd take her out to sea tomorrow
2006-08-22 13:29:42 · 10 answers · asked by I'm that asshole down the st 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
put a red banana hammock on a monkey for 15 minutes then put it on.
that's all!
2006-08-23 05:17:23 · answer #1 · answered by boop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Forrest Gump!
2006-08-22 21:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by d.a.f.f.y. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the movie store, rent Forrest Gump, and listen to Bubba. He knows everything there is to know about shrimping.
Seriously, if you did what you said, you are pretty much screwed.
2006-08-22 20:32:39 · answer #3 · answered by theeconomicsguy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.bennettmarine.com/newsletter/200008.html
Good Luck
2006-08-22 23:15:05 · answer #4 · answered by It's me Snitches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure but if you manage to pull this one off...you deserve a major award:)
2006-08-22 20:31:19 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucks to be you! Tell her the truth, if ya can't do the time,don't do the crime!!Sorry man,it's on you!!!
2006-08-22 20:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by scott m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good luck on that one
2006-08-22 20:34:50 · answer #7 · answered by brian1963sc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
see forrest gump
2006-08-22 20:32:14 · answer #8 · answered by sinned 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Forest Gump can do it ...so can you.
2006-08-22 20:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by toe poe gee gee oh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry you can't
2006-08-22 20:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by DL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋