tell me your funniest story, emberrasimg moments anything!
2006-08-22 12:48:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
when my daughter was a year old my husband fell asleep while I was at work and she pulled her diaper off and wiped her poop all over him while he was sleeping. not fun for him hehehe since then he has learned to not fall asleep while I'm gone.
2006-08-22 12:57:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here it goes.....picture it a fifth grade class totally quiet....taking a math test. The night before my parents decided to make a fine mexican meal consisting of tacos and home made burritos. Yummmmo...well, where there is mexican food there are beans. and where there are beans........I think you know where i am going with this.
I felt a slight rummble in my lower gut, then pressure. I tried for several minutes to fight back the urge... then i raised my hand to be excused but the teacher said no, not until all test takers were done. So I held it as long as i could. At one point i thought that I could eeek it out, softly without any sound. I need to work on my skills because what came out was the most deafening sound ever released from a female anus. I guess the chairs didn't help. The damn thing echoed . For two years i was greeted by arm farts every day in math class. =) enjoy my pain.
2006-08-22 20:10:59 · answer #2 · answered by beckdawgydawg 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
O.k there was one time, we were having a party so i decided go and swim ( 4getting i couldnt swim ) i ran to the deep end and told someone to push me and guess what? i fell right in the water and started screaming for help except that i was under water and i couldnt hear myself scream. I thought it was the end of my life because the people around me thought i was joking or playing a trick so i kept on trying but then someone decided to pull me out and i started laughing. By the way i was 11 years
2006-08-22 20:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by tennys 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
our science teacher didnt come to school one day and we had an old lady as our sub.so we were talking and stuff so the teacher sits down and hides her face.well she fell asleep.first she dropped her pin..she woke up.so she went read a book and she fell into the tank of turtles and broke it so turtles were everywhere.and then when we fixed it..she fell back asleep and they were just redoing the wall and window in our classroom.so she put her head against the wall and when she fell alsleep her whole body fell into the wall and the window fell on her.but when she got up,she was walking and she fell asleep on a boys shoulder so he drug her outside and put her in someones car and she slept in the car almost all day lmao.it was halarious.and when she woke up she thought she was sleep walking lmao.thats one day ill never forgoet(since it all happened today)and one time in 2nd grade i sneezed and i farted by accident and my teacher was pregnant and she passed out from laughing lmao
2006-08-22 21:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband's sister has 5 kids and our families are very close. All of his nieces and nephews call my husband "Uncle Mikey." When my son was about 3 he suddenly found the need to talk to every person we passed in Wal Mart or anywhere. So, one day I was pushing him around in the basket in Wal Mart when he suddenly stopped a lady and said "Hi, I'm Gavin, this is my mom, Crystal, this is my sister, Laney, and my daddy is Uncle Mikey!" I was so embarrassed. It sounded pretty incestual. The woman looked at me like I was crazy and said "Oh, that's nice" and walked off!
2006-08-22 20:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by #3ontheway! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My Grandapa can get angry when he is driving in the car and people aren't paying attention or being stupid. So me, my little sister, my mom, and my grandpa were driving to church and on our way there my grandpa said a few bad words (as ussual). And my mom was holding my 1 1/2 year old little sister who was just learning how to talk, so my mom took my sister to the priest and all the sudden she starts copy what my grandpa was saying
all these bad words **** **** ***** **** **** **.
It was so emmbarrasing but so funny
2006-08-22 20:08:08 · answer #6 · answered by tiara girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, so I was walking through the hallway at school and these stupid boys were pushing each other around. Of course one of the FAT boys pushes me, and I fell right into the LOST AND FOUND BOX!!! Everyone was staring and laughing at me. Even my friend was! That was sooooooo embarrassing.
2006-08-23 11:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by livelaughlove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4th grade...hawaiian day
gym class
where all of thegirls are wearing skirts and the guys are wearing hawaiian shirts
all the girls are wearing short skirts though and im wearing a long skirt
we had to do something with a hula hoop
we had to all hold hands and make the hula hoop go through our hand and through our body wihtout letting go of the other persons hand
omg this will suck
so i almost have the hula hoop and i get it
i make it go through my hands, my leg and now i had to get it through my other leg...so i step up so i can lift fott up for the hula hoop to go under..as i step with the opposite foot i step on my skirt
my skirt drops to the floor and i can't get it because everyone was gonna blame me for letting go of my handz and i would get in trouble...the teacher wasn't looking so i had to stand there for 3 minutes with my skirt on the ground waiting for the round to end!
it was sooooo embarrassing
2006-08-22 20:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by Almost.Famous 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
here's a few christmas carols. you better watch out i think she's a guy i aint quite sure but somethin aint right hillary clintons comin to town. blue balls blue balls it's doller night at the tittyclub. get a job you bumbumbumbum money don't grow on trees you bumbumbumbum. donnie the retard had a 8 pound water head he was 5'3" and he said to me I like tattertotts!
2006-08-22 21:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by dirtbiker12 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China
George: That's wht I want 2 know
Condi: That's what I'm telling u
George: That's what I'm asking u.Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes
George: I mean the fellow's name
Condi: Hu
George: The guy in China
Condi: Hu
George: The new leader of China
Condi: Hu
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China
George: Well, I'm asking u. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes
George: Will u or will u not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir
George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East
Condi: That's correct
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir
George: Yasser is in China?
Condi: No, sir
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir
George: Yasseer?
Condi: No, sir
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No,thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No
Condi: You don't want Kofi
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N
Condi: Yes, sir
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N
Condi: Kofi
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone
Condi picks up the phone
Condoleeza :Hello.Rice, here
George B. :Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi.Maybe we should send some to the guy in China & the Middle East.Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know...........
2006-08-22 20:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by scorpio_friendz 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋