I didn't put it there. But it has been a problem. Digging it and moving it. Digging it up and moving it again. It has also caused a problem with my neighbor. Long story but, bottom line, he has tried to shoot me. Should I disclose his actions also to any potential buyer?
2006-08-22 11:26:38 · 14 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Business & Finance ➔ Renting & Real Estate
Jokerkid OK
2006-08-22 11:44:51 · update #1
noditz THATS why he wants to shoot me!
2006-08-22 12:07:31 · update #2
You are a funny guy. Funny as in witty. Is it a body of evidence? It is a strange story, but I can dig it. I would not talk about your neighbor unless he has a son of a gun. Don't shoot off your mouth. Know what triggers your outbursts. Don't get locked into one thought and don't get loaded. Just do what cadaver you want.
2006-08-22 12:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK lets see! was it there when you acquired the property and was it disclosed to you at the time or did you acquire the property not knowing it was there? And if you didn't acquire the property with the body on it , how did it get there, eh mister, how did it get there! Or, is this all just a big made up BS story to see what kind of answers you'll get! lmao! some night when you neighbor is out of town, I think you should wait till the middle of the night, and when it's dark you should take your little digging shovel sneak on to your neighbors property real quietly,{ he's got dogs! be careful!} dig a hole big enough for a body, dig up the body from your yard and dump it in his! Cover everything back up nice and neatly, get your " A--" back home, fix your yard so it looks like nothings been dug up and "sell" the freak in place before anybody finds out!!!! Oh ya , and "don't" tell anybody! Now on the "serious" side, {lol} I think when you sell a property you have to disclose what's on the property , but I wouldn't swear to that! I think I've heard stories of people digging up things on their property that they didn't know was there, but a dead body!!! You could always dig it up and take it with you! Be careful, it might come looking for you when you move! {lol}
2006-08-22 12:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by noditz57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Sell it and get the hell out! ( A shoot-happy neighbor, could be the reason there's a dead body! Get out before there's 2 corpses to dig up and move around.)
2006-08-22 11:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the purpose of disclosures provides a universal review of the resources in compliance with the sellers authentic resources disclosure, that is a disclosure of the situation and innovations on the problem of the resources universal through the seller which materially impacts the fee of the resources.this would comprise electric powered, pluming,chimneys, lavatories baths,structural defects,roof,fungi, lead paint, - the record can bypass on. in case you answer the questions honestly then there should be no issues.
2016-11-26 23:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if he was buried without a license . If buried with a license you are fine . Hiope you grabbed his jewelry and gold teeth too - no sense in letting the worms have it and you might get more from a real macabre buyer . Some [people like that and are pumped up by it .
2006-08-22 11:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, you're in trouble. You don't have a burial permit and the environment department will need to talk to you. In addition if you get a permit you'll need to survey a burial plot and provide easements. Of course if the body is Billy the Kid you need to contact the governor of New Mexico.
2006-08-22 13:20:24 · answer #6 · answered by newmexicorealestateforms 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the state you are in.
in new york you don't have to disclose defects in the property unless specifically asked. It's called the doctrine of caveat emptor, "let the buyer beware."
2006-08-22 11:29:33 · answer #7 · answered by badotisthecat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sitting here contemplating this question. Also my navel. Have not had coffee yet. Can I come back to this when brain starts working again? Could be awhile, not sure it worked well in the first place.
2006-08-22 12:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dead bodies are great for gardens...make a trip to the nursery pronto...have your gardener create a beautiful rosegarden...the body will rest in peace, the roses will be nourished, potential buyers will be impressed...quick sale
alas, we cannot choose relatives or neighbors...don't mention him...once you leave he may love his new neighbors!
2006-08-22 14:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dave B my a**!!! I know you when I see ya Bob! Don't think I'm gonna keep my mouth shut about this sh*t either, it was your fault that ferret climbed up my a**. Tell you what, I'll keep quiet about ol' diedra in the back yard if you lend me your chevy for the weekend...
2006-08-22 11:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Du Hast mich? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋