2006-08-22 11:15:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Offer them the water hose. Because more then likely they've stepped in dog poo.
2006-08-22 11:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the video camera and start filming what would be known thoughout history as the first alien encounter. Then I would make sure to greet them but at the first sign of trouble I would start stickin and movin. If things still went south I would run, camera in hand to the nearest TV station and start negoitiating my multi-million dollar footage of aliens catchin a beat down.
2006-08-22 11:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Gazoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, call the police. Second, stand outside my front door and stare at them and/or their spacecraft to show I'm not afraid, because if they were malevolent they would see fear as a weakness to exploit.
2006-08-23 21:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer them $5.00 to mow the lawn.
2006-08-22 11:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go have a chat with them, see how the universe is going and all that, take pics, have coffee... and if any hot alien chick maybe go see a movie or something.
2006-08-22 11:33:08 · answer #5 · answered by chocolateknight69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've always believed in the theory of aliens being more peaceful...and just wanting to learn from us, etc.
so i guess i'd try to ask what they've done to their planet...maybe ask if they've found the meaning of life yet.
2006-08-22 12:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Load my 9 mm and shotgun
2006-08-22 11:28:42 · answer #7 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After my initial reaction of shock/fear, probably try to talk to them. If they looked scary I'd probably run like hell.
2006-08-22 11:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by jenms1277 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would send out homemade cookies with my dog.
2006-08-22 15:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invite them in my house, serve them some beverages and small snacks, have small talk and then when they least expect it, rob the mother f@#ckers blind, "Break yourselves Fool"
2006-08-22 11:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by shadowmoses00 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋