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2006-08-22 10:28:15 · 18 answers · asked by swot 5 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

i can tell they are lezzie by their sexual positions...they must have been eating chocolate.

2006-08-22 10:34:09 · update #1

yes indeed, they really are very big spiders, robert the bruce would have loved them.

as for would i have minded if they were of an orientation other than lesbian..wellll, i must admit am a bit proud that they are lesbian, as i am a lesbian myself, but even so, i wouldnt mind if they were str8 bi gay male or transgendered. am just a bit scared of their size, that's arl: big butch dommy dykes scare me, spiders or not. look at the mandibles on that one! shuddersssss!

i just hope they dont start making noises while they are making love...its bad enough with the hedgehogs outside doing naughties in the middle of the road, and rubbing it in because i have been without for over four years....

2006-08-22 11:10:49 · update #2

yohan, if you can't say anything nice, don't say nothing at arl. i am neither weird nor a *****, yet i find your posts boring and abusive. i dont abuse you, do i? do as you would be done by and you might find you make some friends.

2006-08-23 01:33:17 · update #3

some of the nicest people i know are retards...they also possess a sense of humour...

2006-08-23 01:36:12 · update #4

18 answers

Turn off the k.d. lang and they *should* go...

2006-08-22 10:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Looks like you'll be getting some or quite a bit tonight... Quite the change in pace, eh?

2006-08-22 16:05:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ummmmm ok...i hate spiders as well...do what i do to be, spider free.

Chant throught the house:

Spiders Spiders Spiders
Where ever you are lerking
Where ever you are spying
I know you are there so listen closely
You are not welcome here
You freak me out.
I don't mean to be mean
But pack your bags and get out.
So mote it be!

:D

If that doesn't work write them a letter and place it were they mostly walk so they walk over it.

If that doesn't work just try and shoo them outside.

Or if you wanna be really really really mean to those poor lesbian spider who are so creepy looking with their 8 legs...squish 'em.

2006-08-22 14:27:05 · answer #3 · answered by mat 4 · 1 0

this is the elements, this is been raining yet stil very gentle out, they don't actual like the moist and could flow to the nearest dry position. on the plus facet a minimum of they'll keep the flies at bay.

2016-12-01 00:31:21 · answer #4 · answered by littell 3 · 0 0

all us butch male blokes (so me mates tell me),all creatures great and small go to a dark,warm,moist usually uninhabale(sic),place and fornicate so they can all die a deathley death,so why shldnt yr flat be teeming with as us butch blokes say big,black,unreasollable,dirtyugly things that will go nowwhere else. I rest my Case (and other appedices as well).

2006-08-22 10:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Break out the Raid!

2006-08-22 10:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by kristycordeaux 5 · 2 0

Cos they have eaten all the males and now need somewhere to rest

2006-08-22 10:31:10 · answer #7 · answered by SunnyDays 5 · 2 0

thats bloody ridiculous, are you telling me that you can see spiders with vaginas as far away as your ceiling, they must be big spiders, or are you up there with a magnifying glass.

2006-08-22 10:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by Hales 2 · 2 0

Would it be any better if you thought they were hetersexual spiders? Or gay male spiders?

2006-08-22 10:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Harry_Cox 5 · 2 0

Becuase male spiders don't do well with child rearing?

2006-08-22 10:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

How do you know they're lesbian spiders?

2006-08-22 10:38:54 · answer #11 · answered by DEATH 7 · 2 0

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