After I ejaculate in to a condom and then take it off, should I tie it up so nothing can get to it. Like how gross would it be if your dog was walking around with your used condom he got out of the trash hanging out of his mouth.
I would throw up.
Alot.
2006-08-22 10:17:22 · 13 answers · asked by halloffamecaliberjerk 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
Having your dog walking around with a used condom with a knot in it won't be gross? Just get a trash can with a lid.
2006-08-22 10:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by Gypsy Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a few options on what to do with a used condom.
1.You can tie it up and smack strangers in the forehead with it on the streets.
2. Afterward blow what remains up, tie it off and have a balloon fight. Filling with water will dillute and won't have the same effect.
3. Sell it on the corner for a dollah as a new form of heroin.
4. Add cream and a little sugar...instant custard and it hardly cost you anything.
5. Give it to the girl as a souvenir.
2006-08-23 11:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by Me 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, listen to these guys. Flush it down the toilet. THEN you'll deal with the horrible embarassment of having to call a plumber out and snaking your toilet to find a USED condom stuck in the drain. Condoms don't biodegrade like toilet paper... best bet... THROW it out.
Honestly, it does not matter whether you tie it up or not... just wrap it up in a tissue and it's fine... and if you're so worried about your dog getting to it, Put it in a trash you dog can't get! it's not like he's gonna go open up a trash can, and stick his head in and say "oh look.. used condom! NEW chew-toy!"
2006-08-22 18:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by theviolet41 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah man, you gots it all wrong. don't go wearing no stupid rain coat...watcha gots to do is jam that baby in der, skin on skin. When you gonna serve up that dna milkshake, you pop it in da chocolate factory and unload. Its a win/win baby. Dat nasty azz chocolate in der is gonna kill what few semi normal swimmers you got anyway. Yo dog aint gonna be eatten no child'ens then...unless yo girl is mo' of a freak than you thinkin. Peace out freak.
Oh wait, man you didn't say. Is this actually with a partner, o' is you flying solo? If solo man, catch it and use it for hair gel. Better than anything off da shelf, I can tell you that.
2006-08-23 01:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by taterhog mung-flower 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a trash can with a lid. Tying your condom won't serve any purpose - dogs can chew through it! Don't obsess!
2006-08-22 17:20:46 · answer #5 · answered by natureutt78 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats just crazy.............. sure tie up ur dead babies so the dog wont suck them down his throat. how about putting them in a zip lock bag then throw it away... teah ur dog to stay out of the trash.... now thats grosss i too want to throw up
2006-08-22 17:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by 1plum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asking this makes me want to hurl, yes dispose of properly
2006-08-22 17:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by pycosal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahh thats nasty......just flush it down the loo!
2006-08-22 17:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you do this I know my husband alway do it flash it down the toilet that way you will be sure
2006-08-22 17:20:22 · answer #9 · answered by Linda 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Idea: don't have sex! And then you won't have to worry about these questions!
2006-08-22 17:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by miss inimitable 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋