my wife went to the hospital this morning,i was in the delivery room,this is what took place,the Dr.has been giving my wife these gold pills for a few months to bring on contractions, well ,Dr. told to help my wife and talk to the baby during delivery,ok well the baby would not come out so i said to the baby,its time for you to come to daddy please, the baby looked me in the eyes, and said **** YOU I FOUND THIS GOLD MINE.and they are all mine.
2006-08-22 10:15:19 · 17 answers · asked by har 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
moron
2006-08-22 10:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by sashaNY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is obviously not real. I mean, come on. The dude is too stupid to even get his lame_*** story right, you really think he's going to figure out how to knock up a chick? For future reference there chief, it goes in the long hole.
Anyway, if you did happen to trip over something and fall in your old lady and by miracle one of your retarded swimmers made it to the egg and its 10 months later....lay her on her back, position yourself next to her, standing, jump up and come down on her gut. Repeat until something squishes out. Hopefully its the baby.
2006-08-22 10:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by taterhog mung-flower 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, ten lunar months would be 280 days; 9 solar months would be 275 so no big deal.
2006-08-22 10:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by tyreanpurple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude...lay off the acid there.
From the Great and Powerful Poppet
2006-08-22 10:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by Poppet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you didn't spend more than 2 seconds thinking of this lame joke.
2006-08-22 10:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by pinomic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life!
2006-08-22 10:29:08 · answer #6 · answered by msthinkpositive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh this was a joke hahahahahah that was really funny
2006-08-22 10:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by t t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame story. wasn't even funny. maybe if it was written well it would have been better.
2006-08-22 10:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by taz4x4512 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about?
2006-08-22 10:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u serious or not? if u are, then get a c section. if not...shut up!
2006-08-22 10:26:53 · answer #10 · answered by meg *__* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-08-22 10:22:57 · answer #11 · answered by eeyore_0816 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋