ive got to go to work tomorrow, what excuse can i give to stop off?

Answer 1

Food poisoning and migraines are always good 'uns.

Also, emergency trips to clinics can come in handy (I assume you're a chap, so perhaps you need to take your girlfriend to the clinic and can't put it off?)

Happy skiving!

Answer 2

Tell them you fell down the stairs whilst carrying a storage heater for your mum and twisted your knee. This will get you at least three days off work. As a precaution though, when you go back to work, put a key in your boot to remind you to limp a bit.

Answer 3

None, go to work, it's still only 10 pm so you'll get your sleep. Go in tomorrow with your head held high and do a good job, go home, know you did the right thing.

Answer 4

Get somebody to phone in and say you've been arrested as a terrorist suspect - they can hold you without charge for days, so you can kick back for the rest of the week. When you have been "released" claim you are not allowed to talk about it to anybody as you are still under surveilance.

Answer 5

Tell them that you only have one set of keys and your wife's left out for work, locked the door and locked you in the house. Also tell them that she's a travel rep and you don't know where she is! Good luck! Make sure you phone in yourself because then they'll believe you!

Answer 6

Your car broke down on the way to work orsay you're ill.

Answer 7

If everybody thought like that, the country would come to a standstill!!

Answer 8

Tell the boss you have to go to apply for welfare benefits and this is the only day you can go

Answer 9

I once used "I mixed bleach and toilet cleaner whilst i was cleaning the bathroom and the chlorine gas gave me an asthma attack"

Answer 10

you feel ill you have a tummy bug you been sick all night after your partner made a Dodge chicken pasta