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2006-08-22 09:50:38 · 12 answers · asked by eeeeeeeeeeeeer 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-24 00:53:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...this is weird. I was totally thinking of asking this question. It's just a classic question!
He crossed the road to go to McDonald's and order some chicken nuggets. :)
2006-08-22 17:03:02 · answer #2 · answered by Jasmine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the turtle cross the road...to get to the shell station
2006-08-26 12:40:51 · answer #3 · answered by KayK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side, and to quickly arrive at his destination, because the smiths were having him for dinner.
2006-08-22 17:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other sideLOL or it was the ducks day off .LOL Why you asking this question ask something else.
2006-08-22 16:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he wanted to see if he got there before the egg he rolled so he could finally answer the question "which came first..."
2006-08-22 16:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by chartneck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It escaped from kfc
2006-08-25 22:27:35 · answer #7 · answered by babysweetvee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
2006-08-22 16:57:48 · answer #8 · answered by margaretb 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
2006-08-22 16:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by saved by grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'cause the navigator in his car told him to!
2006-08-22 16:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋