What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Question

Here's mine: my house only had swivel chairs and I needed to stand on something to reach a book on the top shelf in my living room. So I just stood on the sturdy little coffe table to reach it and after I got it and turned around to step down I walked right into the celing fan and the paddles smacked my face about 4 times. It's a small room. It gave me a black eye and my Dad thought my new boyfriend was hitting me. Lol! What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Answer 1

Yeah he's right
Can't top that one either

Answer 2

LOLOL oh your story made me laugh. Im still laughing. Well, the dumbest thing Ive ever done is accept a terrible financing offer when I bought my car! The dumbest thing Ive ever done physically is smack my finger with a hammer.....owie!

Answer 3

I have done alot of dumb things. Luckily they have all ended up with the sound of laughter. Oh, and people calling me a blonde. But here is an example of a dumb moment: I was sitting in my car during my lunch break at work. As I was getting out of my car, I spilled tea all over my jeans. I went into work crying to my boss. He called his wife and had her bring over a change of clothes for me. She promptly brought over RED sweats and a white t shirt. I changed and went back to my work station, 20 minutes late! I acted like nothing had happened. But I couldn't fool this older lady who kept staring at me up and down. She asked why I was wearing RED sweats when I had been wearing jeans before lunch. So I had to tell her what happend. If the sweats had been any other color, she would not have noticed according to her.

And here is one more of a million: I was in basic training at Fort Dix, NJ. It was early in the morning. I had had a shower the night before but didn't have time to shave my legs.So I put a leg up on the sink and proceded to shave. At this time the bathroom was bustling with activity. After I got that leg shaved, I realized that I was now the only person in the bathroom. It was quiet, too. I looked out the window only to find that my platoon was marching off to chow hall. So I hurriedly put all my stuff away and ran to catch up with the platoon. I snuck back into the formation. No one noticed! When we got to the chow hall, I looked around and seen that our platoon was the last of the girl platoons. The rest were the guy platoons. Alll waitng on us to go in. The drill sargent had each flank go in. When it was my turn, he asked me why I was late.Uh-oh...I guess I got caught was my thought. I told him that I had to shave my legs. He told me to drop and give him 20, etc. My reply? "But drill sargent, I only got one leg shaved!" All the platoons/companies of men erupted in laughter. I was soooo embarrassed! But one good thing came of it all....I was the drill sargent's favorite. I mean, who doesn't like a laugh after someone else's expense. As long as no one gets hurt.Right?

Answer 4

Getting married to the worst explanation of a woman and mother!! My ex-wife is a dishonest cheating unmotherly type that you could ever know.She gives all good moms and bad name and she is unworthy of ever being a wife-mother.

Answer 5

Ask some of the Questions that I have asked on yahoo answers. lol

Answer 6

I once was telling my friends how gracious and talented I was when I ran into the glass door...they made fun of me for weeks..~

Answer 7

Sending mail to u
do u remember me?

Answer 8

Got married, knowing that I was Gay.

Answer 9

i can't top that one