2006-08-22 09:07:37 · 21 answers · asked by dishwasher67 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would have her implode into the fifth dimension of invisible butt fluff and candy bullets.
Oh, and i would command her to allow The Bunny to swallow her completely, digest her, and crap her out.
I just made her do it now, and I still won't buy her album. She's just been cheated.
2006-08-22 09:16:30 · answer #1 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have Paris and Nicole take a long walk off a short cliff=)
2006-08-22 09:14:14 · answer #2 · answered by Kain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never make another album or appear on screen or in a magazine ever again. in fact i'd try get her not to speak in public or to anyone working for the media where her comments could reach the public realm.
2006-08-22 09:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spend a day doing community service, maybe collecting trash on the side of the road?
2006-08-22 09:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by The Trooper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Complete a Ph.D. in theoretical Physics.
2006-08-23 04:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by Zhimbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Promise to never release another album.
2006-08-22 09:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kutekymmee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me the deed for 19 of her hotels.
2006-08-22 09:26:42 · answer #7 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would make her stand in the middle of the street, pull down her pants, and sing "Dontcha' wish your girlfriend was hot like me!"
2006-08-22 09:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by hobo6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Retire from singing and acting.
2006-08-22 13:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Bullchit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have her sign an affidavit saying she will never record another one.
2006-08-22 09:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by obviously_you'renotagolfer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋