PROVE IT THEN
2006-08-22 08:56:40 · 38 answers · asked by Barneyboy 2 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
I'm going for a smoke, so far you are depressing me.
2006-08-22 09:03:57 · update #1
Thats better. Its Tuesday, three days till the weekend, give everyone a giggle who reads this.
2006-08-22 09:09:46 · update #2
Go on you are all laughing now aren't you.
2006-08-22 09:19:45 · update #3
Oh, yes... I HAVE to have a sense of humour... It's about the only sense I have!
Have fun,
Roy.
2006-08-22 10:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by Roy R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure I need to at this point??
OK - maybe I do. Don't want you getting depressed now. Here's my favourite joke:
Two guys are on the beach eyeing up girls. "Why aren't any of them looking at me?" one of them asks, and the other says "OK - this is what you do. Go find a big stone and put it in your trunks. If that won't get their attention - nothing will".
A few minutes later, the first guy returns, stone in trunks, and complains "But they're still not interested. It's worse if anything." "You twatslapper," his friend yells, "you're supposed to put it down the front, not the back!"
That's funny, isn't it?
2006-08-22 09:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I clicked on to the link to your silly question, is that not proof enough that you want a joke as well?
Why should I pander to the shouted command of a complete stranger?
To try to get the ten points I suppose, so here goes,
A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
So, he gets a cup of coffee. Then he sees that the guy next to him has finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. You can have it."
The guy takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, he sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
2006-08-22 09:16:36 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I supported England during the World Cup.
2006-08-22 09:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by paul b 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
For ***** sake!!! I've heard it all now!! Bob The Builder has a sense of humour????? What's that then? Knock knock jokes? mr bean? Here, have a thumbs down. Be thankful I can't set some ravenous wolves loose on yo ***.
2006-08-22 09:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I lost mine in 1998 when our hero David Beckham was red carded against Argentina. I've been a miserable git ever since.
Bog off.
2006-08-22 11:47:56 · answer #6 · answered by David R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. I'm the woman in the painting 'American Gothic' by Grant Wood.
http://www.artic.edu/artaccess/AA_Modern/pages/MOD_5.shtml
Do I look like I have a sense of humor?
2006-08-22 10:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one knot say to the other when he asked if he was going to ask a girl out?
"I'm afraid Knot"
Okay, so I don't tell good jokes but I do have a sense of humor.
2006-08-22 09:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by rltouhe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am hanging out on Yahoo answers. How is that for a sense of humor?
2006-08-22 09:04:41 · answer #9 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sure do but I don't have to prove it though. It happens when the time is right.
2006-08-22 12:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by Goldenrain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋