I am starting a religion called the "Give Me 5 Dollars". The path to elightenment is to simply donate 5 dollars to me.
2006-08-22 08:56:25 · 19 answers · asked by danc3radio 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
ooooo oo o, I love the pyramid scheme. Me too me too!
2006-08-22 09:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will join your religion called "The Give Me 5 Dollars" religion, if you will join my cause called "The Give Me 10 Dollars" organization and give me 10 dollars.
For the guys who think that you can't create a religion or you need a god for a religion, do some research on Scientology.
2006-08-22 10:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by Vehlt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are enough of those televangelists on tv begging for money already. Jesus doesn't need another swimming pool. Why don't you start a religion where you GIVE money away? I'd join THAT!
2006-08-22 09:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by Danger, Will Robinson! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have change for a $20?
2006-08-22 09:05:06 · answer #4 · answered by Steph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't just make it up a religion like that. who is the god of your religion and what do people supposed to bleave on? and I dont think that this whole carp is going to work so you better quit this whole ****..religion is a very importnat thing.
2006-08-22 09:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a joke, when the pastor said :
" folded money only my brothers & sisters ,cause if I hear the sound of change, it makes me nervous !"
2006-08-22 09:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Teal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i would join and give you the five but only if in return you give me fifty dollars, god said ask and though shall receive
2006-08-22 09:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by cluelesskat maria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, too many other people want $5 from me, and my husband takes precedence.
2006-08-22 09:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I joined, wouldn't that mean you'd have to give me five dollars to?....
2006-08-22 09:03:28 · answer #9 · answered by lochness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you plan on being the next jim & tammy baker, I'll pray for you to find your path in this life
2006-08-22 09:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you promise me eternal bliss in heaven.
But wait.
I think there is religion like this already:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_tax
AND
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence
2006-08-22 09:09:31 · answer #11 · answered by hq3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋