hey do u have any songs?
i dont care if they r filthy or wat
as long as they r funny pls tell me
the funniest song(S) wiil get
daaaaaaa 10 poins
lol
2006-08-22 08:19:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
anything by the Bloodhound Gang!!! One example??
I Wish I was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ***
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many pushups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a supermodel would be easy
'Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
2006-08-22 16:07:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any song by M.O.D. My favs are Spandex Enormity, A.I.D.S., and Wigger.
Weed With Willy - Toby Keith off of Shock'n Y'all
Weirdy- Pallet
2006-08-22 15:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by korbbec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO TO www.laughinghyenarecords.com LOOK UNDER LARRY PIERCE GREAT FILTHY SONGS ALSO OTHERS TOO...
2006-08-22 15:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha like a rat does cheese and dominated love slave are funny they're by tre cool from green day
2006-08-22 15:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by *$*FRISKO*$* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Osama Yo Mama" by Ray Stevens
2006-08-22 15:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BILLY'S GOT HIS BEER GOGGLES ON BY NEIL MCCOY
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF BY JOE NICHOLS
2006-08-22 15:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by JENNY W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
london bridge by fergie
2006-08-22 15:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by tdang424 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
couch potato-weird al, trash day-weird al, my fart will go on-weird al
2006-08-22 15:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋