What if Paris Hilton was 63 feet tall, breathed fire, and was chasing you down the street?
2006-08-22 07:50:57 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
I would stun her with my magnificence(I'm 70 foot myself) turn on her new CD and make her cry and subdue her.
2006-08-22 12:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i suppose my a $$ would be on fire now wouldnt it?....whats the point of the question? ...why does it have to be paris hilton...id run like hell if anyone 63 feet tall and breathing fire was chasing me!
2006-08-22 07:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by cookiesmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As 63 feet tall, fire-breathing, sadistic creatures like that don't exist, I say it would be a good sign if Hilton was one of them ;)
2006-08-22 08:06:37 · answer #3 · answered by S€kO€_GiRl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could never happen, she would self destruct. At 63 feet tall, no make-up artist or hair dresser could reach her. The though of looking slightly less than perfect would make her head explode. at 63 feet, she may weigh slightly more than 100 pounds, she couldnt handle it.
2006-08-22 07:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by Tara G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would trip her up with my foot then ask her what on EARTH she though she was doing and also how she felt about being significantly overweight. I would offer her a mint for the breath issue and tell her to walk on the pavement in future, not the road.
2006-08-22 07:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by the_emrod 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a scary thought, but who cares, she is not smart enough to chase me down, there are plenty of other people to chase.
2006-08-22 07:58:58 · answer #6 · answered by PF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't run. I doubt she'd be able to catch anyone - she'd fall over in her heels and complain that the fire she was breathing was making her make-up run.
2006-08-22 07:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by Eclipse24 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd go get the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
2006-08-22 07:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would stand there in awe. I would think to myself, "My God! That b*tch is f*cking HUGE! What the...she breathes FIRE?!?" Then I would yell "THAT IS THE COOLEST F*CKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!" She would probably crush me or torch me with her amazing fire breath but I would be fine with that.
2006-08-22 07:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by Terry Legendary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would break out the 12 gauge shootgun and shoot at her, then I would hop into my Neon RT and leave her behind!
2006-08-22 07:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋