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What is the weirdest lie your parents told you about sex when you were woung?

2006-08-22 07:50:56 · 11 answers · asked by Matthew F 2 in Entertainment & Music Movies

11 answers

Mine never lied about sex to me, they avoided it out of embarrassment, but never lied when asked.

Oh, ok, my mom lied to me once. She said she was a virgin when she was married. But when confronted with the fact that it would have been impossible for my brother to have been born as prematurely as he supposedly was without any lingering health problems, she finally admitted it was a shot-gun wedding.

2006-08-22 07:57:01 · answer #1 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0 0

According to my parents I came from the cabbage patch. Imagine my surprise when I found out about sex.

2006-08-22 08:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That when they are in the bedroom knock before coming in because they are setting a appointment for the stork to come and bring us a baby!lol

2006-08-22 08:01:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that all u have to do is pray to god and VOILA there u have a baby and that it comes from the tummy... i was confused and i realised that it didn't make sense. till now they didn't give me the talk... they know i know about it... it was v. embarassing wen i sed my mom wudn't have sex cuz it was against religion.. my frnds lafed. luckily my frnd gave me the talk wen i was in 7th grade. she saved me from future embarassment :S

2006-08-22 08:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by Sgt. Curry 4 · 0 0

haha. funny question. actually, my parents never even mentioned it. they were'nt very open about it at all. i wish they would have been, then i wouldn't have felt so stupid when i still didn't know how babies were made in 7th grade....

my sister's going into 8th and she still doesn't know what a penis is. she was homeschooled all her life.

2006-08-22 07:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by [♥] 1 · 1 0

God what a funny movie ;)

I don't think my parents ever LIED to me about sex.

My mom told me she found me under a bridge :|

2006-08-22 07:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by Lydia 3 · 0 0

my parents never really talked about se x with me

2006-08-22 07:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by buyaksha 3 · 0 0

my parents never talked about that to me.

2006-08-22 07:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by niles25_14 5 · 0 0

my mom told me that babies come out of your belly, and for the longest time, I thaught baby's litterally come out of a womans belly button!

2006-08-22 07:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by nat_00420 2 · 1 0

That''s a lie.

I was never Woung.

That was my half-chinese brother.

2006-08-22 07:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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