What was the daftest 'Freudian-slip' you ever did?

Question

Mine is (with reference to Robin Hood) Fryer Tuck.
Also a nun joke that ends in '30 hail-Mary's.' After a few pints it comes out as 'male-hairies!'

Answer 1

explaining what it means....talking about one thing when thinking about a mother.

Answer 2

First date with old ex-boyfriend. A bunch of us were at a fancy charity fundraiser. I didn't want my filet mignon, and my date had already finished most of his meal. So I very politely asked "would you like more meat?". To make matters worse, his best friend Mark muttered "what guy wouldn't". Too embarrassing!

Answer 3

Not me, but me mate. When we were in the pub the other night, he was referring to me, but used his wife's name instead! Hmm?

Another mate was in a University seminar. Time was pushing on so when one student suggested something, the tutor wanted to say 'put the idea on ice for later on.' Instead though, he came out with 'put the idea on toast!'

I think for this question though, you mean a 'Spoonerism.'

Answer 4

Chatting up a girl in my building only to realize she lived right next door, having said "You've probably heard me do my thing... I mean like cooking and stuff".

Answer 5

When i asked a girl at a Magician's show if she could get up on stage to show a cunning stunt aswell.

Answer 6

I remember a lad in my alevel biology class asking if some amoeba type thing was a single celled orgasm!!

Answer 7

My brother in law said a beauty in front of my mother. "That is a funny looking thing " he wanted to say but he actually said "That is a f---ky lunning thing "

Answer 8

why trying to explain to my then 10 yr old cousin that the dvd need to be ejaculated instead of ejected

Answer 9

I once accidentally said, "cop porn", instead of "popcorn" lol! soo embarassing though!

Answer 10

lets see... i told my one boss that shes was the only boss i ahd that i wanted to sleep with her lol. she looked at me weird.