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what is a funny voicemail message that I can have on my cell phone. I'm tired of telling people to leave their name and number...

2006-08-22 06:06:57 · 18 answers · asked by Kara 3 in Games & Recreation Hobbies & Crafts

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I can't answer the phone right now, I'm too busy going up and down (slow, sexy voice), up and down, side to side....

So when I finish brushing my teeth, I'll call you back.

2006-08-22 06:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by still waiting 6 · 1 1

A friend used Meg Ryan's fake orgasm scene from the movie When Harry Met Sally, right as she peaked. Then she'd sigh "ahhhhhh - you called at a bad time. Please leave a message at the beep and I'll call you later." Some of the messages that were left were so funny. The people thought they had really interupted something. Or when she'd call people back, sometimes they'd apologize for calling at an 'inconvenient' time.

2016-03-27 01:15:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is old, but pretend like you are anwering the phone.
Say hello or HEY What's up.

then pause

Say something else like..Well I can't take your call right now. Call me later okay or just leave a message. BYE!!!!!

This tricks my friends over and over. They continue to fall for it and it kind of upsets them. They think they are talking to me. It is very funny to me.

2006-08-22 06:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by pretty_brown_eyes 6 · 0 1

there are no funny outgoing messages! Every message that's "supposed" to be funny is just boring and painful to listen to! The best you can hope for is something accidentally happen while you're recording the message, ya know like spitting milk out your nose or perhaps a garbage truck running over a bike. Good luck!

2006-08-22 06:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by norcalirish 4 · 0 3

Mine says

"Hi, You reached Brooke, I'm more then likely Digging in my Purse looking for my phone. So I'll call you back when I find it"

*BEEEP*

2006-08-22 06:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by Brooke 2 · 5 0

Start it with Hello, hey what's up..wait a lil bit or continue a convo then tell them that you aren't there to leave a message...I did that all my friends used to hate it because they thought i had anwered the phone...

2006-08-22 06:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by Green_Eyez:) 3 · 0 3

have some slow r&b music in the background and after 2-5 seconds then sound sexy....hey yall, this is _____________ make sure you leave that numba and I'll MAKE SURE I'll give you a call later on tonight.....

2006-08-22 06:15:25 · answer #7 · answered by siani 2 · 0 2

I am making a few changes in my life right now
If I do not return your call... you were one of the changes

2006-08-22 06:12:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mopar Muscle Gal 7 · 3 0

right now mine says i cant take your call right now but if you think you can make my life any worse then knock yourself out!....i change mine almost daily depending on my mood so that friends will know how to react to me when they leave their message..i just didnt feel well today but tomorrow i could change....who knows? its all about personalization for me

2006-08-22 06:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by cookiesmom 7 · 0 1

This is one for an answering machine...it might work for your cell phone.

"You've reached the machine, you know the routine, leave a message!"

2006-08-22 06:14:00 · answer #10 · answered by chartow 2 · 0 3

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