I Had a roommate that washed his clothes in the shower.
2006-08-22 05:09:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
So many whacked out stories.....
Here's a good one:
My buddy had a party and wound up yacking in his room. He used the vacuum to clean it and just put it in the closet. When I used it next, it stunk to high hell. I was so pissed off that I put it in his room and left it running with the door closed. When he came home hours later he learned a valuable lesson on why not to do this.
I also caught this same roommate snorting a line of pepper through a rolled up bill. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he said he was suffering from allergies and thought that, like on cartoons, it would make him sneeze and give him relief!!!
Man, I have a million great stories of former roommates.
2006-08-22 05:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by Wurm™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roommate in college was a hog farmer from Mississippi (really.)
Anyways, he comes in one Monday morning after going home for the weekend, and says, "I want you to try something that a buddy of mine brewed up in his backyard." (really)
He poured it into a shot glass, and it at least looked clear. I drink it and it goes down smooth as silk. It gets down to around my esophagus and goes off like a hand grenade. The room starts spinning, my head starts pounding, it was pretty intense.
He said, "What do you think?"
I said, "It's great. Just put the rest of the bottle in my car's gas tank."
I never trusted him again.
2006-08-22 05:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a roommate named John Nash. You may have seen him portrayed by Russell Crowe in a movie.
2006-08-22 05:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a roommate some years in the past that had 10 "babies" along with her boyfriend. the youngsters have been filled animals. Her boyfriend could stay in our room each and all of the time & they could consult with the animals & act like they have been genuine babies (that they had communicate in infant voices like it grow to be the youngsters responding, that they had say they did some thing undesirable & punish them, and so on). They even carried them around campus of their backpacks and ate with them interior the eating corridor. It grow to be fairly weird and wonderful, lol.
2016-11-05 09:22:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My roommate walked across the front of our apartment complex to his girlfriends apartment wearing nothing but a thong that said "Here's the Beef" on the front pouch.
We walked into her apartment to surprise her, but he's the one who got surprised because (unknown to him) she was having a tupperware party.
2006-08-22 05:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Doogie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was awakened at 2 oclock in the morning by my room mate performing a sex act on me.
2006-08-22 05:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had one that liked to walk around the place naked. A little disturbing but after a while it wasn't so shocking.
2006-08-22 05:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My roommate is in her 60's and has some weird habits. She claims I snore, fart, have smelly socks and toss and turn all night. Still I would not change her, we have been married for nearly 40 years....................
2006-08-22 05:30:36 · answer #8 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
don't have one yet; will tell when i decide to get one.
but that won't happen because i don't like to live with people i like to live by myself it's less HEADACHE. rent,Utilites,guests,gF/Bf(s),pets,Etc.
2006-08-22 05:16:51 · answer #9 · answered by dirtysouthboyxxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋