What do you think the traditional note Clinton left in the Oval Office to Dubya said?

Question

You know the one that the former president leaves to the one “elect”.

Answer 1

You got into this office by fraud and stealing the election due to personal political preferences of the Justices. You would be well adviced to acknowledge your mistakes and in the future walk a straight line, always be fair, firm and consistent. Don't try to make this country what it used to be in the 60's, take it forward not backwards. Make friends with everybody, during my 8 years in office for the first time in this century this nation had an administration that did not get the US involved in a war, Sarajevo was to stop a genocide and nobody died, ditto for Mogadishu but seeing that we couldn't do our job without killing or being killed we withdrew instead of escalating it to a full blown out war. During the same time our nation has seen the longest uninterrupted economical expansion in history, keep the good work we all of us, every single citizen (and those that will become citizens) have started.

B.C.

Answer 2

i'm constructive Bush became into very stylish and constructive in his be conscious, even though it reported, inspite of the certainty that absolute lowlife dirt the two preceded and accompanied President Bush -- The Clintons who ransacked the White homestead (!) and immaturely took each and all the W's off the keyboards and stole furnishings they had to deliver lower back later. If Republicans had completed this, liberals would nevertheless be making use of it nightly on their pundit exhibits and their information channel, The Comedy Channel. and then offended Barack Obama who has completed no longer something yet hatemonger on Bush AND his supporters from the commencing up. Badly raised dirt, the two Clinton and Obama. (the two fatherless)

Answer 3

It was a note on how to get stains out of the carpet in the Oval office.

Answer 4

Dear Mr.Patriot Bush,
I'm sorry for my negligence in not apprehending Bin Laden, after all of the terrorist acts he has committed.Even when he was offered to me, i turned the chance down.You have heard all about Monica, I was too busy with her fat azz to worry myself over that silly Laden guy.I'm sure he will behave now, after all, I warned him he better!! That was pretty cool of me bombing the Serbs too, too wasn't it? I thought it would get everyone's mind off of Monica,all these people who die when they disagree with me, selling secerts to China, and a whole slew of very ugly gross women who said i raped, fondled, or exposed myself too.

Well, i must be going now.I need to pardon Mr. Rich.I hope you get yourself a smarter 21 yr old intern than I did.Take care George

P.S. I'm also sorry for all vandalism that was done to the White House. Hey, you can take a joke, right? After all it's the tax payers money, who cares??? hahahahahahahahahaha

Bill Clinton

Answer 5

Sorry I stole all the furniture and Ill be sure to have those egg white stains removed from the Oval office rug

Answer 6

It said - "WOW, have I really botched up this country with my no-care attitude - good luck trying to fix it - these people are going to hate you if you try to do anything, which is why I did NOTHING. I guess my main advice to you is that being perceived as cool and hip is more important than anything else. Moral bankruptcy is key. Good luck!"

Answer 7

You're screwed, I started a big mess that I couldnt finish...GOOD LUCK, YOULL NEED IT!

Sincerely,
Slick Willie

Answer 8

Watch out for that Bin Laden character. He'll bite you in the *** if you're not careful.

Answer 9

enjoy cleaning up the mess because we wrecked it for you, nailed desk drawers shut, cut the line on phones , took off door knobs and toilet seat...of and BTW good luck in finding a pen, we took them all

Answer 10

I've put a lock on the liquor cabinet, Laura has the key.

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