My ungrateful girlfriend.....how could she....?

Question

my girlfriend said i never express my love so i sent her a poem i wrote just for her....she kicked me out ..why ?
this was it,

I love you i love you
with all of my heart.
but why oh why
in bed do you fart.
you lift your knee up to your chin
as you let off that almighty din.
the smell's so bad it makes me cringe
not only that you've poisoned your minge.
there's no chance now of a shag tonight
your best bet is to go and have a s-ite

i ask you, women !!!!!!!!

Answer 1

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, my goodness! How could you write such a thing? I know that in the first lines you expressed your love for her, but mostly the poem was about her farting in bed. I don't think that she should have kicked you out, If my husband wrote this to me, I probably would have fallen in the floor laughing. Maybe gotten mad on a menstrual day, but I have a sense of humor. Maybe you need to remind her that it wasn't the farting part...((you probably only thought of that because you needed something to rhyme with hopefully!!)) but the love part that you meant...god, good luck sleeping on the couch! hahahahahahaha, I laughed my tail off....

Answer 2

Well, its a pretty crap poem for love but a great one for farting. Maybe a gift of andrex super soft toilet tissue would have helped? You could have put the poem in a scroll and stuffed it in the cardboard holder. Presentation is everything you know!!!

Either way, you seem to have got a little confused over the actual message that you are trying to convey. Better luck with your next girlfriend.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

you should embrace the smell
its a rare commodity that you have experienced
not many women will share such an intimate and secretive thing to their loved ones
she has honoured you
she made you feel exclusive

she kicked you out cos you were not grateful to her for making you the king

Answer 5

i think itz mean becuz u say u poisoned ur minge and there is no chance for shag tonite makes her feel mad at u bcuz it makes it seem like u dont love her and u look for the defaults about her and it makes women feel insecure

Answer 6

you don't write something like that as a love poem how is you expressing your love when you say her farts smell when she lift her knee and all that rude stuff i would have put you out too

Answer 7

Honestly I would have kicked you out also. That is very rude. Which means you have no respect for her if you Love her you need to show it with respect.

Answer 8

Ungrateful cow. Your poem was romantic and she was lucky to of had you mate. Move on but don't let the next one eat beans and spinach curry next time!

Answer 9

what do u expect, write a poem how u love her all the bits u love about her how u fell when u see her.

Answer 10

I agree I would never leave anyone who loves me enough to write that poem....