2006-08-22 02:42:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Come to a mutual agreement on litterbox changing, feeding and scratching behind the ears. If all else failes, bribe him with some cat nip! An angry p*ussy is never a good thing to have...
2006-08-22 02:50:49 · answer #1 · answered by jennw33 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay sunsetsam just stay calm. we are bringing in the swat team just remain calm do not i repeat do not approach the cat. let the trained professionals help you. Now you will know its them at the door they will be wearing white coats and have a yummy snugly coat with long arms to keep you warm they will help you to get away for a nice rest away from the gun toting cat.
2006-08-22 09:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by megiebee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cat won't put the gun down, but he lets you type on the keyboard??
2006-08-22 09:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by catintrepid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did you let him anywhere near a gun? Don't you know that cats are the most treacherous beasts known to man?
Guess you're at his mercy for now, but if you survive this, you must kill him quickly. But be extremely careful. He'll be expecting it.
2006-08-22 09:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give him 50 kilos of catnip and a vacation to egypt on his own private jet where the only thing on the menu is meow mix for snacks and roast duck for dinner with farm fresh milk and the in flight movie is all dogs go to hell
2006-08-22 09:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by I know these things 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
grab a camera and put a posting on you tube or kitty wars depending on who youre cats aiming for it might be quite funny
2006-08-22 09:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant, its going to tr ysuicide by cop (or owner in this case). Just blast that fool before he can take anybody with him/her.
2006-08-22 09:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by n2bateyou2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big time bribery. Fast cars and loose kittens.
2006-08-22 09:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by marzipanthecat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want him to put it down?
2006-08-22 15:40:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mandy:] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just have it out in a good old fashioned duel with him.
2006-08-22 10:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by TheSmartOne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋